LANE

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

What I Bring to the Table:

- a feeling I had
- mystery
- giggling
- talking in riddles
- cleavage
- esoteric insight
- a little dance

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

If you make a man feel like you would die for him, he will let you die.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

just saw two SNAP recipients walking out the rolex store they had new rolexes on they climbed into lamborghinis and accidentally crashed them into each they got out laughing saying “it’s okay the taxpayers will buy us a new lamborghinis”

that’s what you fucking idiots sound like

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Realised I can threaten to kill others instead of threatening to kill myself.

[Vitus @holl4fs]

i heard someone say "real growth starts when you're tired of your own shit" and I FELT THAT.

[The Akyem Prince. @MrBenjaminB]

Do you guys ever get overwhelmed with how much mis + disinformation there is nowadays? People are LYING in ways we've never seen before.

[Seto Kaiba @IamShainaJaye]

Never experienced this

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

[♈️ CAM ♈️ @JustKing_Cammm]

Hate the unprofessionalism companies are showing nowadays. We don’t need them using AAVE, slang, phrases, etc to market to us imo.

[CleverlyChloé @CleverlyChloe]

It was called “MapQuest” and we had to print the pages with directions to places before we left the house.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

"i’m just blunt." no you aren't blunt. you just don’t care how you talk to people because you think your opinion is more important than respect or courtesy. i hate when people think the only way to be truthful is to be blunt, harsh or rude.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

@SaycheeseDGTL the audacity of some men is truly bed bath and beyond me

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

this is what its like being on twitter.

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @missyungdoll]

U have to rewatch the last airbender every once in a while to keep ur heart pure

[LANE @HighestLANE]

@TheCinesthetic Desperate housewives

[Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1]

Getting mad in all lower case is crazy 😭

[brandon / jinx / big jinx @brandonjinx]

Gotta be honest, I heard “always rapping like you tryna get the slaves freed” and I was like yeah I might not want him saying the word either 💀💀