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first-gen american music maker

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nobody follows me on twitter but here's a thread of men's fashion as featured on the great tv show cheers. season 10 episode 17 ft. harry connick jr.

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Someone tell this train a riddle @StephenKing

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

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@DataPlusScience @udiomusic fwiw AI did not 100% generate this song! these are 100% original human lyrics written before udio existed :)

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Rich people love to venmo request you $4.72 for like half a bagel because they have no concept of money and don’t understand that working class people operate under an economy of buying someone a beer. I currently owe around 23 beers to friends and am owed around 29 beers

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@yetiscribbles One of my favorites and always felt spiritually related to Lyle Lovett's "what Hank Williams is to Neil Armstrong" line

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lmao does anyone at @X @elonmusk knows why DND stats are glitching across my screen? chatgpt says this translates to "Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort"

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extremely fair but counterpoint, has she heard him speak out loud

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Margot Robbie reveals her cinematic crush

"Aragorn from Lord of the Rings ... Viggo Mortensen ... Strider"

(via @wmag)

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@ajsaeedy @WSJ it was there when we needed it, which is more than i can say for most billion dollar ventures

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@prestonparra whats goin on with their hands tho

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@willgroff_ This is the correct Willie answer

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@JoshuaHedley Grid paper = choose your own line spacing. Most of these lines notebooks are too narrow for my big-ass handwriting or too wide to fit a single dam verse #gridpapergang

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@robertjbennett scrum that

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream

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@CricketRamsey I’ll supply :)

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@mattmoran_music Welcome to (the Green River where) Paradise (lay)

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I stay saying this!!!! We’re in the background music era

[Jason Hawk Harris @JasonHawkHarris]

Streaming services encourage the most passive listening imaginable. The best way to make money in music is to make innocuous music that doesn't distract people from washing dishes, but also is engaging enough to keep the existential demons at bay.

This is why I got a day job.

[ALBUMISM @Albumism]

What's the first album YOU bought with your own money?

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@VanPlating Yer So Bad or All the Wrong Reasons

[friendscallmeJay @Jaypotta]

New co-worker : “So I hear you’re into country music? I am too…”

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