Whew! I haven't stepped into the red black and orange ring in a while. This should be fun. I'm sure Kenny isn't unfamiliar with my style, we'll go out there and put on a magic show.
March 25th
Phase Eighty-Five: Official Card
• Tables Match: Hart vs Heart
• @ALethalHorror v @SultanOfSelfies v @VoluntariosaIMV v @PreludeToMisery
• Rocket Stars v South Wales Subculture
• @HesBetterThan (W/@BedeviledCharm) v @LegacyUndying
• Omega v Mysterio
@ConnivingHarlot Yeah, yeah whittling. If my hand is fine after this one, I'll learn that. Otherwise, I have nothing to show for my injuries. I could also just say a glass broke as I was holding it.
@ConnivingHarlot Yeah, unless I was cutting potatoes while holding them in my hand, that's a bit impossible. *He nods, holding the makeshift tourniquet on his hand, tightening it slightly.* I'm ready.
@ConnivingHarlot ... I was installing a window and the glass fell on my hand. *He shrugs, looking at her.* Alright... I'll take your offer, but you don't have to feel bad. I did it on my own. Y además, It wasn't even enough for a full dinner.
@ConnivingHarlot No, I don't want to be a bother. I'll get a taxi. I also don't want to make it unsafe for the other people on the road. *He sighed, looking at his hand.* Stitches will feel so uncomfortable right there.
@ConnivingHarlot That would be a very long explanation to the doctor... But yeah, I suppose. It's not polite to leave people to eat alone, so once you're done with your snack, I'll drive to the ER. Unless you need something else, that is.
@ConnivingHarlot Oh, yeah I'm just fine. Todo bien. I just need some water or something, I'm sure. *He looked at the soaked shirt, frowning under the mask.* I may have poked something.
@ConnivingHarlot You're welcome. *He smiles, eyes rolling for a second before he blinks back into full consciousness.* I think I just need to lay down. But I know it isn't how it works. But it'd be nice if it was.
@ConnivingHarlot Uh... Yeah. Just a little dizzy. *Nods, smiling.* I don't think that's stupidity on the humans... It's a good thing. Trying to make other people happy, if everyone tried it, we'd all be happier.
@ConnivingHarlot *Holds on to the cup after putting away his keys, giving it back to her.* You don't have to rip off your shirt! It's a very nice shirt...
@ConnivingHarlot *Smiles, holding his hand and looking at her, letting it pour in, squeezing it a bit.* Well, I'm happy you're happy... Is it ever going to stop bleeding though...?
@ConnivingHarlot Sorry... Yeah... *Groans quietly, looking away from his hand while he makes the cut on his palm, avoiding his thumb, but getting a good deep cut right at the center.*
@ConnivingHarlot My... Okay... How does this help? *Grabs his keys from his pocket, where a small Swiss army knife dangles as a keychain, looking for a cup.*