Kobayashiiiiiiiiiiii

The High Tide, the Lariat... the Nagayo Nightmare. I am Chiba Kobayashi

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Still relevant

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Man that Shields certainly ran roughshod on a bunch of Japanese dudes nobody's ever heard of in promotions that don't exist.

A Spectacle.

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@AndiTakata Spoiler Warning: It's a new shirt.

In the Lucky Star store.

Hosted by @NakamuraGlobo

Eat Beef Stick Crack

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I want @FelonyxFBx to know I'd never betray her.

I mean I'd still beat her ass if I weren't retired and all, but still.

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@HelloImFable @FelonyxFBx #OOC*ahem* barbwire bicep when I was 16

In the process of getting it covered

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I am so happy right now.

GO GET IT @SatoSpirit !!!!

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@GojiAlbino @SatoSpirit @michiyapuro Enlighten us, giant pale lizard

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@SatoSpirit W-wait... That's @michiyapuro

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Talk like a pirate day?

What do you do today @michyapuro ? Do the opposite and NOT act like a shambling bitch for 24 hours?

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@sugarhardy @KumihoClutch I'm calling 'solid cudgel to the skull'

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@AndiTakata @HumoredCheshire Sure we are. After mind-bending sex.

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@OOKAMInoChi HOW WOULD SHE KNOW!?

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Perfect in for "Would you like a backrub"

And he offers her ice cream.

This dude is amazing, just not in a good way.

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@LoathingFDL Now now, that could have been used as a donation.

Now it's just hypocrisy.

IMAGINE THAT

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@LoathingFDL Whelp. Guess you gotta fine yourself.

Tough luck.

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@LoathingFDL But this is my pay. I don't fuck around when it comes to that. So you get my lawyers

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@LoathingFDL If I did it like a man you'd be dressed in your sunday best garter belt and a diaper prepping to face me next card.

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@LoathingFDL Drawing attention? Media? Money? Public interest?

Yeah. I'm just terrible for business.

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#OOC *Watches Chiba waltz back into "dickish face" territory by way of heel booker/owner*

😁

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@LoathingFDL Ah convenient.

Familiar and convenient.

Expect a call from my lawyer.

I expect an apology next show, bring kneepads "boss"

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@LoathingFDL I was in there so you could stuff it in my face.

It's about the most subtle thing you've ever done