TheBakedCouple

Why be sober? Hit the DM with some baked thoughts, memories, questions, and pictures.

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

I hate when you're boyfriend is perfect to you in every way, but then you meet some of his friends..

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

I wish hair always felt like when you're in the shower and just put conditioner in your hair. #TextureProblems

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

When is the best time to have a cup of noodles? 10:55.

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

"I'm the one who said it, not your baby daddy, not your best friend, me bitch." 😂 -The shit did I just say?

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

Basically. 👻 https://t.co/JFCgrutEtX

[Funny Pictures @HumorPicsAllDay]

This whole show was on drugs lmao

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

Knocked the shit out of that guy. 🚑 #RanIntoABrickWall https://t.co/ZfVKYqvNFe

[Weed Tweets ™ @stillblazingtho]

Cops be like: "estimated street value $25,000"

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

I don't give a care in the world what color, ethnicity, language, sexuality, gender you are. As long as you respect me, you'll get it back.

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

What makes you so significant to the world for you to drive like a fucking gypsy. #roadrage 😤

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

I have to dab twice just to feel slightly baked. Time to cut back. #ProblemsOfaStoner

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

I won't just beat the sh*t out of you, but I will tear you down word by word with everything I have, until you know who NOT to screw with.

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

Don't you dare disrespect me, or my family. That's including those who I see as family.

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

Troubles run through my mind every second of every day, but all my boyfriend can say "Baby girl, stop worrying about the world".#cashprobs

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

🚬 https://t.co/4cZhcwL0Py

[junyii @junyii__]

junyii x emune
https://t.co/vthbfHnJJn

[TheBakedCouple @HighTimesEt]

Aren't we all. 🐓 https://t.co/p11sDLuqR3