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[rob delaney @robdelaney]

The craziest storyline on The Sopranos was when Uncle Junior got made fun of for eating pussy. That upset me more than all the killing.

[HIGH FIVE CREW @HIGHx5]

A Sons of Anarchy t-shirt is a great way to let the world know what a fictional bad ass you are

[Neal Brennan @nealbrennan]

Weiner is gonna be pissed when he hears about Snapchat.

[HIGH FIVE CREW @HIGHx5]

@CUNTNEY you mean you're afraid of things getting lighter?

[the art of Skinner @SKINNER]

I heard when U die god plays U a movie of every time U took a shit from birth to when U die and shit U pants when U died cuz him glorious

[HIGH FIVE CREW @HIGHx5]

@svn29production @jonjimenez519 move already ya dummy

[A.J. @svn29production]

My brother @jonjimenez519 needs to move to Toronto

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I joke & gag on here for kicks but really I think I have a great rapport with the youth of today, even “urban” kids. #yolow

[HIGH FIVE CREW @HIGHx5]

@drake needs to buy the Rob Ford crack tape for Toronto

[Gawker @Gawker]

There's a video for sale of Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine. We watched it. http://t.co/caldThi7gv

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Literally all mayors smoke crack.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

To the @SHAQ if you fuck with my new best friend @JoseCanseco I am going to beat the fuck out of you and your black raisin dick

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

i also talk about time travel. is it possible? yes. i have done it.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Am I allowed to drink Sprite if I'm not a handsome fitness model whose race is impossible to accurately guess?

[HIGH FIVE CREW @HIGHx5]

@trvkvlt that is very good news

[the art of Skinner @SKINNER]

Everybody always on this Ryan Gosling shit!? WTF!??? He ain't a 10 like my boy James Franco! Gosling don't do nothin cute!

[Moshe Kasher @moshekasher]

Still can't figure out how atheists missed all the cues on not being annoying left by religious people throughout history.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Tilda Swinton is sleeping in a glass box on random days at MoMA in New York all year. And I just thought of a brilliant heist movie...

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@peteholmez jermey Lin sends gf Knicks pics

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@peteholmez chocolate maker sends wife Twix pix