Hunter Winey

Im essentially Tom Hanks in BIG

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Im going to start signing my name with a number after the signature, that way people might think I'm a famous athlete.

[Hunter Winey @HiImHunter33]

The next political campaign call or text I get I am going to actively vote against them. Please for the love of god just stop contacting me.

[Hunter Winey @HiImHunter33]

I feel like Espresso Martinis are for people who started drinking when Four Lokos were prominent and want to chase that high, but also want to feel a bit more sophisticated now that they are in their 30s.

[Hunter Winey @HiImHunter33]

I've been in recruitment for 3 years now, and I am still waiting to see someone have on their resume that they are the 2006 Time Person of the Year Award.

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Did the Beast catfish Belle?

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@davisdoesit27 How did this turn out?

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@jennashae To be fair a lot of the Ohio St fans were pretty pissed about that no call too. Gophers should have a good team this year. Kept it competitive with a top school.

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@tacobell why is breakfast gone and what have you done to me!?

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@davisdoesit27 Baez called it safe before he started running back to first too. Lol

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@davisdoesit27 If you want to learn more, I read this last year when I was mad about the same thing. 20+ min read but well worth it. Industry built on a scam.

https://t.co/62f7NBkFCT

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@davisdoesit27 Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, spends millions a year in lobbying to make sure that doesn't happen.

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Everyone last year got a lesson on government. I guess this year it's finance.

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Is GME what people were referring to when they said eat the rich?

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My work invited me to participate in their 401k, but I don't think I can run that far.

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Hunter Winey, nap aficionado.

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My beenie baby collection should be worth around 1.7 million at this point.

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People with doctorates get called Doctor, why don't people is master's degree get called Master?

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@jokadlec FYI, masks in our household our going to be now known as Coughy filters

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Anti-maskers would be those people in the zombie apocalypse that hide their zombie bite from the group.

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@marieeeeah Good thing I sleep in a full tuxedo.