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[David AttenBruh @AlHendiify]

I’m going say this til I die: business landlords are a principal reason things in your city are unaffordable, why businesses want you in and out of the door, why wages are so low, jobs are so understaffed, and why small businesses aren’t multi generational.

[hunni 👁️‍🗨️💀 @bloodiedblkgwrl]

using the photos of her dancing with fake knives is intentional visual hysteria/victim discrediting language btw

this is what pro-institutionalization propaganda looks like

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

I love being in love bc my partner just updated me about her bowel movements, and I'm genuinely so happy for her

[Bia ⚢⋆.˚🪻༘⋆ @moonymarss]

unbanning russia so you dont have to ban the us and isnotreal is such a coward move

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

@okbutcanyoustop There are so many cool fun things you can do in and around Seattle that a mariners game can be your focal point but also allow your girls to have fun celebrating you

[erika @trntmaplememe]

the gold medal game being on a thursday in the middle of the day is lesbophobic btw

[kayla says @KaylaSaysMore]

I love Bad Bunny I love Lady Gaga I love kindness and multiculturalism and being woke and I hate the New England Patriots amen

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

saying it now so i don’t get yelled at for saying it when it happens. mitch mcconnell is a Bad Person. one of the main architects of our destruction. i will not romanticize his legacy. a deeply cynical man who engineered our legislative branch to work against a democratic society

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I think if musicians want to stay out of politics then should also consider shutting the fuck up about Jesus

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

I'm not trying to give anyone any credit here, but it is important to note that you're comparing a theatrical release to a streaming release....

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

A reality check is required here.

Taylor Swift’s “The Eras Tour” documentary gross $93 million in it’s opening weekend 2023.

[charles r. davis @charizardavis]

the wrong actor from home alone 2 died today

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

A tiny, angelic man

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

Someone discovered hiss free will 🫡

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

My 12 yo and I went to Cookout for lunch. He ordered the 2 corn dog meal and it came with 2 sides. he ordered a side of corn dogs and ate 4 corn dogs

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

@uwuhemeria We gotta add whimsy to our days anywhere we can I guess 🤪

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

@uwuhemeria But L and W are nowhere near each other on a keyboard.....

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[M🥚 @HiImMeg]

I was breathing the same air as Malala last night 😭😭😭