THORtilla

Tacos de lengua.

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I was getting real froggy the other day thinking it was time to put my winter clothes away…

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How does Joe Biden keep on falling, get that man some shoes that fit him lmaoo

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Beware of “friends” who always say that you deserve better but never tell you to do better.

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Had a dumbass nightmare about work, had to figure out the cumulative distribution for a set of values or else I die 🤦‍♂️

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That feeling you get when someone asks who got aux… hoping they follow up with a compliment, if not ima be real sad

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I remember Commercial used to be so alive in the 90s. Hopefully it gets back to that.

https://t.co/2SpaFuLZuy

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Why is it a beehive and not a beenest? Why is it a wasp nest and not a wasp hive?

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Chill, it’s decaf

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Mexicans be like “quieren café “ at 10 pm

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You ever push so hard while you’re pooping that you crack your back??

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Me on Sundays

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The three C’s for a successful relationship

Communication
Compromise
Coochie/Cock

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Stalking on Venmo is crazy

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Thoughts when I bike:
“These drivers suck”

Thoughts when I drive:
“These drivers suck”

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Rhaenyra a city girl fr, popping plan teas and shiii

#HouseOfTheDragon

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Naw, Adidas went crazy with the Mexico kits #WorldCup2022

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Ever been so broke your health insurance is time?

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You’re so cool ima call you a culo

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People used to quote/make a reference and ask if you’ve seen that movie. Now they ask if you’ve seen that tik tok 😔

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Damn, everyone getting engaged abroad. It’s gotta be the airplane food?

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If you don’t think Fruit Salad by the Wiggles is a banger, you have poor music taste.