Hildini

A psychopath is better than no path at all.

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

I just realized what it really means to work with both your biological and "adopted" brothers...
#brosbeforehoes #brostressinmeout

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

At a rap show on a Monday night and this guy legit just plugged us for his cousin in prison! @Mandilynn10 free em all!

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

@mandyy_lynn I'm itchy just picturing it!!

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

I honestly cannot recall the last time I've taken a hot shower. #matrix #whatdayisit

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Becoming friends with my ex's ex has to be one of the coolest things that's happened to me...
#whowouldhavethought #girlpower #chicksbeforedicks

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Well, my boyfriend shook my ex boyfriends hand tonight.
Thus ending my 9 hour closing shift.

#awkwardturtle

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Please support my GoFundMe campaign: https://t.co/rKdworsgP1 @gofundme

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

"I prefer mashed potatoes for birthday parties."

The logic of a 7 year old.

#lovecarbstookid

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Just hoping my boyfriend can last longer than Rey Mysterio tonight...
#WrestleMania #619

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

I need emotional support from people with emotional support animals.

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Every Minnesotan watching the finale of #TWD is like "fuck y'all pussies with this snowstorm"
#trulyhard
#midwest
#TalkingDead

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

I've been having consecutive days of peculiar and unfortunate incidents happening to me. While sitting in my car reflecting on what I could have done wrong... a fucking bird flies into my window and gets stuck.
Inside.
With me.

#cursed #doomed

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Watching Hoarders reminds me that we are all just one fucking tragedy away from a TLC primetime special.

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

@mandyy_lynn @Zachgps Try and raise your voice at me, fucker. Hah

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

If a female octopus is hungry and doesn't want to mate, but the male tries to, she'll let him insert his mating arm, and begin the process before inching closer to him... then she'll strangle him, kill him, and feast on his corpse in her den for a few days.

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

@brycevine Minneapolis show. You. Crushed. It.
#finelinemusiccafe #hangingonthevine

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Tyler Labine's character on New Amsterdam is one of the most likable fucking things that exists.
#NewAmsterdam #DrIggy

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Just want to give a huge shout out to my legs! Kinda forgot what a 15 hour day feels like and y'all didn't buckle once. Mad props.
#restaurantlife #serverlife

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Jimmy Dean might smoke his sausage.... but Jeffrey Dean swings his.
#TWD @JDMorgan #Negan

[Hildini @Hildalgo87]

Some of you never had to literally will your car to make it through a foot and a half of snow and it really shows.
#MNtough