New Ferndale

#15 on the Newman Guide

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People are hyping up the DC flyover but it’s way less exciting and authentic than the recent Tehran ones

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19 crimes wine bottles need a facelift. OJ? Epstein? Maybe Jeffrey Dahmer?

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Big news, we just signed a deal to start filming Real Housewives of Ferndale. Set to air july 4th

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In fact, Ferndale is of the opinion that COVID was the least aesthetic of any pandemic since the Great Plague of London

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The theory that Isle of Dogs proves Wes Anderson was in on the COVID conspiracy is easily disproven by the fact that COVID would have been way more aesthetic if Wes Anderson was in on it

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Sometimes @getnickwright sounds like Jimmy Stewart from It’s a Wonderful Life

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Harbaugh running the World War 1 infantry charge playbook with Herbert

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Marco Rubio is president of Venezuela

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@StevenEdeSouza quick Die Hard question for you! Where did the phrasing of the “Alexander wept” line came from? Can’t find that specific line anywhere else…

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Michael Wilson linsanity continues

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@Calo_Football Herbert over Dak

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@JakesFFootball These

[Ben Eisenhart @BEisenhart]

Applebee's and Olive Garden are interesting restaurants. People make fun of them. No one admits to going to them. Yet their parking lots are always packed.

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🎅🏿 Day 12 Giveaway - Autographed Lions jersey

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Fairytale ending

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Happily ever after!!! ❤️
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Jared Goff keeps it alive and hits @amonra_stbrown for 52!

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Lions offense since Dan Campbell started calling plays:

1st in yards
1st in yards per play
3rd in points scored
4th in touchdowns
24th in punts
32nd in turnovers