Hillary O'Dooya

the funniest line in all of comedy is Cloris Leachman saying ‘Ovaltine?’ she/her

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@fordnation Which of your friends was meant to get the contract to over bill the province and line your pocket?
I know it’s sad when you find out your friends are only your friends while you are robbing your province to enrich them. It’s harder being robbed.
Resign. It’s time.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@StevensonLDN Please resign. You only won because the progressives split the vote. I’m ashamed to live in the ward you represent. Please move to the Bible Belt or at least Norwich #blessedbethefruit #maythelordopen

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@Mintertained Can you give an example of a right wing joke? I’m curious because I’ve never really found conservatives funny… but maybe that is just because they often punch down. That said, I’ve always found you hilarious. So if anyone could do it it would be you:-)

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@Lwestraad @samkarlin She is named in the article. Did you read it?

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@Mintertained You have every right to ask any woman you are going to sleep with if she is pro birth or pro choice - and if you aren’t pro choice and but she is, you could just not sleep with her.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@Sflecce can you resign, please? You are I’ll-equipped for this job. I’m glad you don’t have children because you are morally bankrupt and we don’t need more of you - but seriously - leave your position so that someone who cares about humanity can do it.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@idigit1st @MijoAzul @pangerz @jestom I feel the need to be more specific - like a world in which there are so many good trans roles being written, and trans folks are easily cast in non trans specific roles - that’s when we can stop worrying about who is playing what roles.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

@idigit1st @MijoAzul @pangerz @jestom I’d like to this the motivation for the comment above is that trans people get all the same opportunities as cis folks so no one cares who is playing what roles. That clearly isn’t the world we are living in now, but wouldn’t it be nice?

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

Look at who is being such a good girl? Admiral Prey Drive isn’t trying to eat the kitty!!

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

Good morning! Look!! It’s spring!!! Huzzah!!!!

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

You down with OPP? (Other people’s puppies) YEAH YOU KNOW ME!!

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

New teeth, who dis?

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

Today I’m just happy. Woke up on the right side of the bed. Doesn’t happen everyday so I am just going to lean into it and enjoy. I hope you all have a great day too:-)

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

I love my sister so much. We didn’t always get along but fucking hell. She is the best person on earth. She has supported me, never says ‘I told you so’, and she may well have prolonged my life. I’m glad I have Danaë. Don’t know what I’d do without her. Drive carefully palo.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

Not feeling the joy today.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

Hillary’s happiness is back with a vengeance today. Butterflies and #purim #hamantaschen from @gelbardm my heart is going to explode.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

https://t.co/voHf7m6cJ2 #yourewelcome

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

I want to apologize for every time I said ‘global warming’ when what I meant was ‘climate change’.

[Hillary O'Dooya @Hillaryously]

I made a curry yesterday. It wasn’t very good. But worry not, if at 3000th time you shit the bed, try try again. That’s the saying, right?