Coach Malone

Part-time middle school gym teacher & wrestling coach. Full-time Olympic superstar. Centrist. Satanist. Always sipping on that Haterade

[Coach Malone @HillBillEichner]

The dimensional merge is upon us. I shall cross over to C-197

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@GovRonDeSantis

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@GreenTextRepost What a dork

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@todayyearsold My man you keep promoting these dangerous ass “life hacks” and you’re gonna have a lawsuit on your hands

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@Sacb0y @TeezeeAO @Fenrirtheicewo1 My man you literally just demonstrated why some ace people need a support group.

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@AmandaLarreni Ted Nugent adopted a minor so he could legally marry and fuck her

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@BIPOCracism @louisianaman_j White people: notorious for starting fights they can’t finish

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@BIPOCracism @louisianaman_j She deserved it tho

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell Is it mainstream to support people who are facing continuing oppression and discrimination? Being close-minded doesn’t make you radical, it just means you’re wasting your life. Of course, you’d never understand the answers I’ve given you. Either from ignorance or arrogance. Ciao

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell You’re too afraid to admit that your worldview is limited so you lash out at others to compensate for your close-mindedness

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell I have a spine. You’re the one bending to the will of society and the limitations of your own cognition. You care for the status quo. I don’t.

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell I’m not telling anyone anything. It’s up to us to choose our own identities and paths

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell The logic is that anything that has the capacity to identify as another thing may do that of their own free will. If a man wants to be a woman then he can. If a woman wants to be a 1980 Harley Davidson with chrome trim then she can

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@GovRonDeSantis

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell *others

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell The only obstacle you’ll have to face is how satisfied you are with yourself as a toaster and whether or not society will accept you as one. Also the technological issues but I’m sure if enough people wanna be kitchen appliances then someone may work on that

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@Usernameloong @CavyRancher @RightWingCope @OasisMma @JasonSCampbell My man, words are made up and the concept of gender is made up. If anyone wants to define themselves as a woman, they can. It won’t destroy the universe or the fabric of space time. If you wanna be a toaster, you can try and be the best toaster you possibly can

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@JustinB17306656 @halomancer1 Obviously we need to try harder then.

Ooooo you wanna put on a skirt and take hormone replacements

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@dklmarxist If all you see are insane and weird people then that just says more about you and the circles you hang around than Twitter as a whole. This also applies to any other social situation

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@runsthepillapin @charliekirk11 Schizo pilled