All of this to say: If you are a regular church attendee and you have the ability to hold a hand or sing a song, perhaps consider serving in your Kids Ministry every once in a while? We provide goldfish!
Trying to schedule Sunday Kid's Ministry Volunteers is like being told to build a reasonably safe bridge over a 30 ft gorge but all you are given is 20 ft of wood, a saw, and prayer.
Had a dream wherein I finessed the plot of my fantasy novel...and then promptly forgot it all. It had something to do with wind...or clouds...or tea possibly. #writingstruggles#amwriting
@20korg Nation Wide is On Your Side!
We are Farmers, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Like a Good Neighbor State Farm Is There!
(Those insurance commercials stick with you.)
@flichtman@eltshow@PhoebeFlanigan My AP Psych teacher in high school used those profiles during our Abnormal Psych unit. It's always stuck with me, and I was so excited to hear about it in the show!
I'm in a coffee shop sitting next to a man whose voice LITERALLY sounds like Mickey Mouse and I'm just waiting for him to say, "Oh Boy!" and then chuckle.
The 200-year-old Cape Hatteras lighthouse was in danger, and people were torn over what to do about it - they could move the lighthouse, or leave it in place and try to defend it against the forces of nature. @gordonkatic of @citedpodcast has the story: https://t.co/YtDJ28uDLb