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having fun

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Skrg orangnya beneran udah nikah @MYasykurAbrar

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random @MYasykurAbrar

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Setelah serius cukup panjang hari ini, kamu benar adanya

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Hidup terlalu bercanda untuk kita seriusin

[Toshiba TV @toshibatv_id]

Puluhan tahun berinovasi, milyaran dolar investasi R&D, ribuan engineer meneliti untuk bikin teknologi high definition, resolusi 4K, dan jutaan spektrum warna...

Ujung-ujungnya dikasih paham: Teknologi tercanggih di dunia sekalipun tidak sanggup me-render visual seindah kamu....

[Epixurus @Epixurus8]

Ternyata bisa ngerti Bajaj Bajuri itu sebuah privilege.

Gue nonton Bajaj Bajuri sebagai teman makan siang.

Namun bagi sebagian orang itu kayak test TOEFL/IELTS dan kuliah 4 sks.

[zxcvbnm @HilmyA]

Kenapa diingetin twit kayak begini sih

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Nggak takut dipelototi oleh cowo botak, brewokan, tinggi gede, sangar, tatoan. lebih takut dikedipin dan didadahin genit oleh dia

[jaiya @jaiyagill]

maybe they key to a successful life is not wasting the 3 hours when you get home from work

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Gak deng ternyata wkwkwkwkwk

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Hidup lebih banyak diemnya y skrg

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember to treat your body like a data center.

Consume as much literature and water as possible.

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Hidup lebih banyak diemnya y skrg

[anna @meowkoteeq]

these companies need to understand that browser choices are sacred.

people don't jump browsers every week. it's an event of higher significance than marriage or birth of a child. i've dated more women than i used browsers. i've moved cities more times than i switched browsers.

last time i switched browsers, i took a month off at work. the first reaction of my boss was HELL NO. then i explained why i need that. you know what he asked? "wow. you sure a month is enough?"

during the first week i went on an ayahuasca retreat to prepare myself.
i made the leap on the second week, and that entire week i spent locked in my room with no food or entertainment, just some water and my laptop.
by the end of the week i was so drained, i spent the last 2 weeks in ICU, recovering.

my browser choice is a core part of my identity. with how you, ai bros, have been releasing and scrapping dozens of browsers like nothing in the past years, how am i supposed to believe you the next time you try sell me another "New Way Around The Internet" or "Web, Reimagined"?

are you really expecting me to drop everything and tear myself apart only for you to chicken out a month later? cowards.

[無 @smekdoncat]

Kalian gak akan pernah nebak kalimat terakhir yang ke luar di trailer ini.

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Ini ai apa bukan y

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Ditunggu Dilan 2077 nya

[WatchmenID @WatchmenID]

Asa kumaha ningali Ariel jadi Dilan 😂

Ini dia trailer Dilan ITB 1997

Wdyt??

[Muhammad Sumbul @bitxt]

tante: anak tante seumuran kamu udah ambil cicilan mac studio 128GB unified memory buat local first AI, kamu ngodingnya masih manual ya?

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@neverfallin14 Orsng terlucu q1 2026

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@MuhamadRandyka Eh si kecil. Lg ap

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Mohon maaf lahir dan batin, jgn lupa minta maaf sama diri sendiri sebelum minta maaf sama orang lain

[Heri Kurnia 🇵🇸 @HeriKurniaA1]

Gausah edgy kalau om tante di kampung nanya

"kapan lolos? kapan kerja? kapan nikah?"

karna mereka taunya cuma itu. masa expect mereka nanya "integrasi OpenClaw ke telegram caranya gimana?"

jawab baik-baik aja. dan jangan ulangi ke anak/ponakan kelak

toh ketemu juga jarang

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Gasssss

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Ujung-ujungnya pasti semua nggak according to plan, tapi enjoy ajeee