Hilo Greg

Ukulele player, Jeopardy! fan and semi-professional snow shoveler. Free MP3s at

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@SIRIUSXM Whoever played a disco version of “FM” yesterday, please don’t “Do It Again.” #YachtRock #SteelyDan

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The truth is out there!

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@AlcuinDeYork @tmbg I misspoke and asked Alexa to play “Triangle Man,” and it actually got it right and played “Particle Man.”

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At some point in time were executives who thought this was a good idea. Also, how I miss that podcast! 🥲@Franksantopadre @RealGilbert @RealGilbertACS #ThriftStore

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@DrPopCultureUSA There are no average-looking stars anymore. No Walter Matthau's or Ernest Borgnines.

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@Awwrnold He voted for Kodos.

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@Svengoolie Tuck made this and Auntie Mame (Best Picture Oscar nominee) in the same year. Now that’s range!

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@bluhue123 Voted 92% with Trump, voted against gay marriage even though her sister is lesbian. No thanks.

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Good news: The Cardinals have just named a new Pope of #AnnArbor! 😃

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Today's #SpellingBee missed a couple. @NYTGames

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@kristine_stone haven’t heard “This Note’s for You” in 30 years. Thanx for the flashback! 😎🍺@SIRIUSXM

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I was talking about my rug. #TheDudeAbides @NYTGames

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I’m not too cool 😎 to admit I love my new library card (and matching key fob). It was tough to choose a design but I had to go with Pittsfield because the gravity ball machine was a big hit in our family! @aadl #AnnArbor

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@DrPopCultureUSA Because "my weight loss journey" sounds better than, "I've been dieting for 12 years and gained 20 lbs." 😂

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@Acyn Ran on family values. Cheated on wife while she was dying of cancer. Later dumped that mistress for another mistress. #Hypocrite #Cult45

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@ForBondFansOnly Opening scene is great, final scene is great. I can live with the humor, it’s no worse than the pigeon double take (Moonraker) or the Surfin USA (View to a Kill, with a phony cover version no less!)

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@kendallybrown @iHeartRadio @newstalk1130 What a disgusting thing to say. No reputable company should tolerate a person like this on its staff. @JayWeber3 @iHeartRadio @newstalk1130

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@SpyHards @007 @TheIanFleming @LanaWood @lanatwo Bond's propensity for bad puns was one of the great gags of Austin Powers.

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@Svengoolie Don’t blink or you’ll miss #BenFrommer as the hot dog vendor 🌭!!!

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@DeadsoundApp Lou said at the time: "This is it. I'll never make a better record." He was goddamn right. New York is a devastating piece of work. Don't put it on unless you're ready to hear the whole thing and go back to the 80s. Also, Homicide was awesome. @LouReed