jess 🇵🇸

incredibly famous and attractive leftist with pronounce in bio and an incredible music taste #GamerStrong @Hiltosnysecret

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

this still holds up

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

Weezer

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

what are the answers to the penis test

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

i think my son thinks i’m gay

[Jose @Jose90491864]

My first Canvas assignment is to make my profile picture a selfie. I think I'm going to drop out.

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

sometimes i be saying back in nam but i never actually served

[ZackScott @ZackScott]

Weezer's The Gold Album is wonderful!

[dale @sixasscat]

i’m thinkin gay. gotta be gay

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

community notes ruin a joke so bad. like i KNOW the tweet i liked last week is a lie it's fucking funny

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

@Soda1_GD a colour??? dumbass….

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

greta van fleet threatens to release more music

[Greta Van Fleet @GretaVanFleet]

We’re back, baby!

[camryn @camrymel]

i never understood it, that's why i failed my pepsi coke philosophy class

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

what if i told you i was an american badass

[両刀使い ・ Ryou ☭ (TRANSLATION COMMS PAUSED •フリー翻訳者) @gloopbastard]

HIS NECK JUST DID THAT #hisneckjustdidthat

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

peanut butter and honey sandiwhc

[helen @helen]

the thing about this is that a lot of people are like “this sounds like it was written by ai” but ai couldn’t make something this bad. like ai simply could not create this. and it’s beautiful that only a human being is capable of something this awful

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

on god?

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

thank u new jersey

[New Jersey @NJGov]

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

do video game fans love the no true scotsman fallacy or what?

[mariotwt confessions 👻 (hiatus) @mariotwtconfess]

"A true Luigi fan doesn't hate Starlow."

[jess 🇵🇸 @Hiltosny]

i’m a fully grown woman, i got other things to worry about than my freshly washed hair being “unbecoming”

[jos @josiahhughes]

i think it’s unbecoming and antisocial when people go out in public with freshly washed, still wet hair.