shrewshiner

he/him

[shrewshiner @Himbotanist]

Just cause apparently some of y'all need to hear it... 🙄

Things that CAN'T be fixed with tape:
Broken Leg
Broken Marriage
Broken Computer (virus)

Things that can be fixed with tape:
Broken Plate
Broken Balloon (hole in it)
Broken Computer (hole in it)

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@chicken___stock Flip inside out

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@AlexLefko You're visiting me in Texas during Lizard season, I was grading playing evaluations all weekend, and I own a scale so not even I know.

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@ZoeRaney I've always said it was probably fine for a baby to have one, maybe two cigarettes.

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I've never seen a better example of a comment section sharing one brain cell.

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Celebrity on celebrity crime. Thats when we start the moral debates baby.

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*the internet when celebrities get hurt*: 😡

*the intent when celebrities commit acts of horrific violence*: 😜

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@Gabenieves55 Finally, someone gets it

[Kudos @manykudos]

Hollywood PR shut this meme format down REAL quick

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Women?

Awesome.

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I will die by head on collision, and it will occur in UNT parking lot 20.

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@gardunfairy I like the chocolate ones

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Yeah man, that thing he said was pretty racist, and true, the 30 minues of context from the beginning of the episode up until that point really also show him in a bad light, but you really need to factor in the private conversations two days before.

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Texas liberals are always like "Yeah Leftist Politics seem really interesting, but the online fanbase is so toxic and annoying tbh."

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@mizzhalloween Art imitates life

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@somebassoonist Excited

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@_beave

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I can be your angle or yuor devil

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@renmuree Or does marinara sauce taste like weed