Abbas

I’m not a garbageman, I’m a garbage man

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@Kerr_BJ14 @McCrackerface But speaking of inferior cultures, any word on the Epstein files? I get the sense that you were both adamantly for, and then later, vehemently against their release. Though, in fairness, it must be hard for Trump to redact a document that is effectively a scrapbook of his life

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

Bullshit, name one time

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

"It's a play that's close to home for me. Those are dangerous plays, in my opinion."

Connor McDavid talks postgame about going into the net hard against the Ducks in the first period.

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@M_Phatical I mean, I remember he shot the puck off the post late in Game 7 of the 2024 Cup finals but I think it's kind of dramatic to call that a career-ending injury. IIRC, he made a full psychological recovery and got married that summer. And now, he's still a top 20 player in the league

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@Kerr_BJ14 @McCrackerface Maybe, but can’t be any stupider than being forced to support a war and paying more for gas after voting for the No-More-Wars President. Meanwhile my camel gets me 40 miles on the gallon

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@Peta_Bread78 @Kerr_BJ14 I suppose that makes two of us then. But there’s really no question, Makar and MacKinnon’s mistakes in that OT paled in comparison to McDavid’s decision to go into the offensive zone one-on-two after forcing Cooper to play him for 30 minutes

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@mcmanus17 It’s true. McDavid’s teammates were very upset when they found out that he admitted liability in the documentary. Some of them even hurriedly attempted to crash production of the shoot to stop him, where do you think Kasperi Kapanen was drunk driving to when he got pulled over?

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@M_Phatical That McDavid has been hurt by plays like that

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@GoOilersEh You like 12, eh? I guess that’s something you and Daryl Katz have in common. Come on, you really think an AI bot could so skilfully have this many morons beholden to them for the past 24 hours as I have? Give your head a shake

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@GinNjuus @Kerr_BJ14 Nice, dude. Really *really* good. Sometimes you just gotta tip your hat.

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@Kerr_BJ14 You seem tense, buttercup. Blue wave got you feeling blue? Or is it the impending anniversary of January 6th that’s got you so up in arms?

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@mcmanus17 Oh I’m very familiar with what happened, you think a guy chooses to live in Alberta and watch these shitty ass Flames and Oilers teams because his prom night was a dream? IIRC McDavid and Giordano co-produced a documentary wherein McDavid admitted that that incident was his fault

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@Kerr_BJ14 I know that it’s no coincidence that only two years after McDavid, in his infinite hubris, decided to dress as Donald Trump for Halloween, did Mark Giordano take it upon himself to enforce canon law by sweeping out McDavid’s legs and force him to repent into the post

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@mcmanus17 That was preemptive self-defense. Next!

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@Kerr_BJ14 I’ve literally been watching McDavid since he lost Canada the gold medal at the Olympics, I think I would know a thing or two about his career

[Jo @puckdrop]

The oilers are no better than the VGK actually

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

Wolf does this to get his head in the game, Hellebuyck does it for attention

[Robert Munnich @Robert_Munnich]

Caption this video 👇

[Robert Munnich @Robert_Munnich]

Flames fans get a "FOX YOU SUCK" chant going 🫡

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

Stuart Skinner when Kadri faked the forehand

[zach @zjlaing]

leon draisaitl to dustin wolf

[Emma Lingan @emma_lingan]

If you’re celebrating today’s verdict as a personal victory and taking the time to individually troll strangers on the internet about it, then I can only assume it’s because you need the reassurance of a broken system that will allow you to get away with the same atrocities

[Abbas @HimranKhann]

@BigHeadHcky Vilardi