Yellow Umbrella

Hopeless Romantic.
Tune-in to #HIMYMonRomedy from 14th Dec, Mon-Fri, 8.30 PM.

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We're celebrating the return of #EllenOnRomedy today. Give us 50 RTs to unlock this #contest!

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C'mon people! Do this for @TheEllenShow. We're almost there! #contest #EllenOnRomedy

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From muffled chuckles to knee-slapping roars, we promise to make you laugh your socks off! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/XQFlXwS6BO

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There are 3 kinds of people in this world.

Those who can count, and those who can't! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/xlBaDUYaOj

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How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/3GuEyvMq5M

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If you love something, let it go.

If it comes back, you must love boomerangs! #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9! Get it? #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/tSISIFsi4S

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What type of music genre walks the slowest?

Dubstep. #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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What ammo does a dog bring to go hunting?

Bark Shot! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/zV7ylZfscd

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Why wasn't the pickle worried about being undersized?

‘Cause it's no big dill. #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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Why are recovering alcoholics always cold?

They're so brrrrr! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/CjGsfqfAl0

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What did the left eyebrow say to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/unRWAM9o48

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Did you hear about that new trendy skin cream?

It's pretty topical! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/15TINKe8lO

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What is a prison inmates job while cooking on the line?

Shawshank reductions. #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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What does a Swedish dog sound like?

Bjork Bjork! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/87xqURs0WX

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Which note could Thor not sing properly?

The low key! #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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Where are you when you get done eating a lot of tacos and feel like taking a nap?

Tacoma. #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/tIjVjEXgzd

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What do you call it when you quickly open and shut a case?

A briefcase. #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A πthon! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/04XcDFcORa

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Where do polar bears vote?

At the North Poll, of course! #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you in the corner! #RomedyLaughterTunnel https://t.co/FTM8oSjp7Y

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What do you call a sick bird of prey who doesn't have his green card?

An illegal ill-eagle! #RomedyLaughterTunnel
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If Tom Cruise were a cobbler, we'd call him Tom Shoes!

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Hurray, you made it!

Did you enjoy the jokes? Now, quote-retweet us with a joke of your own!
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Hope you're tuned in to #HIMYMonRomedy because we have a marathon going on! #NewYearsEve

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The winner of #ChasingTheOne and my true bro is @DeeJay_Shiva. Congratulations *high five* #HIMYMonRomedy

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The winners of the #HIMYMonRomedy Crazy Cards are..

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