John Jacobson

Just a dude on the couch who loves sports. Innovator. Amazing golf ball whacker guy.

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Why?! Why do I even care about sports?!

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Somehow this might be longer than the Mexico final half hour.

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On my millionth rematch, but why do the tigers only attack maximus? Are they in on the arrangement?

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Well deserved. That one was building. Let's go Switzerland!

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Fifa: that ball totally brushed a Croatians hair (can't see it on replay), that ball totally didn't hit anything (can see it fall abruptly from the sky on replay). Fifa: just trust us, bro!

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What a weird game. Tough way for Norway to go home.

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Just what everyone was asking for. 30 more minutes of watching England struggle against a team in a defensive posture.

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I get that Belgium was pressing for a late equalizer but it was like Spain collectively lost their minds the last couple minutes.

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Yamal is an incredible player, but I think Spain would be better served not trying to force the ball and play through him every time.

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What are we supposed to do with a day without the world cup?!

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@Jay_Tust Too bad foul balls count in golf!

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@pbrowntv Pretty sure the Gallagher's aren't from Duluth. Knowing a few minnesota natives I'm sure they wouldn't stop talking about it if they were! 🤣

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Play wonderwall!

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The summer of haaland rolls on. Go Norway!

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Did Paraguay even have a plan to try and score a goal?!

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Blowing up a guy's knee doesn't deserve a look from var?!

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å ro! å ro! å ro!

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All hail Bobb! What a pass.

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Norway just might want to consider marking Dembele a little closer.

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We all have to start somewhere but according to my timeline not many people have seen a world cup team just sit back in a shell and play for a draw.