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Wing it and Sing it

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Saying V like ved to piss off the brits

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Scarlet fire popped up in my discover weekly and I half expected it to blow up my speakers

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What's the point of Indeed when I need to make a new account on every companies website?

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@goodlookingeek Soybean oil all the way down

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Sauce is an illusion

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"Whats your love language?"

"Bread"

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@PlayVALORANT @NVIDIAGeForce #BeyondFast

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Lets bring back the inquisition but this time for people who use cream cheese for every recipe.

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New Clarinet technique: play it the same way you play lawn darts

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@goodlookingeek Bet

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Sorry, cant talk, I'm playing fetch with my cat

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Facebooks ad algorithm thinks Im a bibleman cosplayer

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Texas drivers exam

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Um, actually, its only beer if it comes from the Beer region of France.

Otherwise its just sparkling bread.

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@CashApp $Wakiddor
#PermissionToGo

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Approximately 2.31 million people live in Houston.

Only 12 of them use their blinkers.

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If you like pineapple on pizza there is a 95% chance that you yell at people for putting ketchup on brats

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The best part about being me is that I dont have to look at myself if there isnt a mirror around