Night Watchman

I hate when that happens.

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

This is a test. This is only a test.

[Do-Hyoung Park @dohyoungpark]

The battle of Joey Gallo, leadoff hitter vs. Joey Gallo's lack of enthusiasm for hitting leadoff continues.

Gallo, laughing: "It's not that I don't want to, but I don't want to."

Baldelli: "He'll be fine."

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@pattonoswalt Thomas Paine said the same thing about parchment, quill and 44 Spanish milled dollars!

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

RT for a chance to win a #MNTwins 🧢 on #NationalHatDay!

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@rejectedjokes @BillyCrystal I could watch you two read the phone book & probably laugh. Don't do that. Can't wait.

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@danielvankirk Can we expect this story on @DPTpodcast soon? Plus any Emmy ones too.

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@SklarBrothers Then what was the grotto used for? Talk about a house that needs a home makeover. Can you buy bleach by the tanker?

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@nbcsnl @vanmorrison

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@richeisen Would love a @nbcsnl sketch w/Jon Hamm as George, Devito as Spacely and a Mad Men tone.

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@KevinMKruse Oh, and don't forget your permits.

And come to my rally to hear the ramblings of a rich (?), trust fund, casino bankrupting racist.

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@nbcsnl And @mrbobodenkirk !!!

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@DPTpodcast @KeeganMKey @danielvankirk @SklarBrothers @FeralAudio Hollywood out of original stories? Use that 1st story which puts a spin on the 'meet cute' w/thrown poo, amateur gymnast & retrieved poo.

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@nbcsnl @kumailn , Donald Glover & @Racheldoesstuff

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@nickkroll @SklarBrothers To close out Week 1 of the NFL season, it would be nice to hear from Randy Moss' Dog.

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

Goodnight Moron
#RuinABookInOneLetter

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

Zin and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
#RuinABookInOneLetter

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@BrianStack153 @TrumpComedyNerd Also try
@TheTrumpPuppet
@TonyAtamanuik
@toonDonaldTrump

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@alyankovic @Lin_Manuel When is the Weird Al version of Hamilton coming out?!

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@DPTpodcast @TigNotaro @danielvankirk @SklarBrothers @FeralAudio Feels like country's in a wagon tied to a Ford Taurus since Election Night. 'Take those corners slower Donny & stop tweeting while driving.'

[Night Watchman @HipperClimates]

@DPTpodcast @TigNotaro @danielvankirk @SklarBrothers @FeralAudio Another 🎢 show! Favorites:
Tig's intensity
Hitting for the Crazy Cycle
Wagon story that doubles as a metaphor for America RN! #DrunkMomPOTUS