Colporteur Claude

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@jk_rowling watching HBP for the 100th time and something sparked my curiosity. How is the hogwarts express used in the off season?

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@jk_rowling like is it stored somewhere or does it run another route on days that aren't first day of school/ Christmas break. Cheers

[Colporteur Claude @HipsterClaude]

@jk_rowling like is it stored somewhere or does it run another route on days that aren't first day of school/ Christmas break. Cheers

[Colporteur Claude @HipsterClaude]

@jk_rowling watching HBP for the 100th time and something sparked my curiosity. How is the hogwarts express used in the off season?

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.@jared77 plagiarism is bad kids

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I didn’t want the Blue Jays to win anyways
#ComeApart

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I'm surprised I don't own a typewriter yet

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Forget Meek Mill, I'm here waiting for Carly Fiorina's diss track

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@jared77 you're right, humanity is sick of my tweets

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@jared77 it's 2014

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@catieedeaan @Hawlster get a room you two

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Ridin through Lumbridge with my woes

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@kanyewest you kinda sound like a grade 8 mall rat

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Hey @kanyewest how can u do everything all day? Do u spend ur whole day ballin at the mall pourin out Hennessey high with a bad bitch?

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So I got a noise ordinance violation this afternoon..

Turned out my Kush was too loud

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LIL B does not cast the Based God curse on Hillary Clinton! But he is for free education https://t.co/tatZa98Es4

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@jared77 I'm of course referring to the garbage music and garbage people that appreciate it

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@jared77 in their defense the garbage that VELD generated was much worse