Obi Wan Kenobi

I was eating at Dex's Diner before it was popular & I've been told I'm pretty fly for a Jedi. Follow me. Or don't. Your choice. I don't care, man.

[Obi Wan Kenobi @HipsterObi]

Well I am certainly not a parody. Not at all. I am exactly who i say I am.

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I must say I do make this look good.

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Between darkness and defeat, hope survives.

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@kenobitrailer Pity. Perhaps tomorrow.

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*brushes sand away* Ah it’s my old twitter account. It seems I have a television show of some sort coming about? I imagine I better clean the hovel up a bit …

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@leiaorganasolo *Quirks a brow* Well, now I am wondering what prompted you to share this information with us? Lose a bet with @CapeLando?

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I am a Jedi so of course the dress is light sided. I expect Sith see the dark blue and black. #MakesSenseToMe #TheDressIsUglyThough

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@Kenobi_Tips @MasterobiwanSR @DarthVader_No1 @SenateOfNaboo @mahiaminte @DepressedDarth @ObiWanKen0bi Stolen girls are so yesterday.

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Stolen girls? These tweets I'm getting confuse. I have no interest in that. If a girl wishes to spend time with me it is of her choice.

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@SharaTheOrion Ah, a dagger. Now that is a weapon. I prefer a lightsaber, of course, but I can handle my own with a dagger if need be.

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@leiaorganasolo I'm not sure 'fun' is the proper word but I will say after years of listening to your father whine it is peaceful & quiet!

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@SharaTheOrion Well, in times such as ours uncivilized weapons are the custom and whatever works, correct?

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@leiaorganasolo *(One must not one much - typo!)

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@leiaorganasolo - best as possible. Next week I shall try cooking with blue milk. That should be festive.

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@leiaorganasolo - suspect that will be sometime tomorrow - I shall simply paint another color. On Tatooine one much entertain oneself as -

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@leiaorganasolo Quite the contrary. They are quite hideous but it gives me something to pass the time. When I grow tired of them and I -

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@leiaorganasolo I am glad to hear it. Me? Well. I have taken up painting the walls outlandish colors for something to do.

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@SharaTheOrion I must say that would set a precedent to not pinch you again!

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@leiaorganasolo I do look forward to it. How have you been?

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@SharaTheOrion Pinch the offenders anyway. Let them know how it's done.

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@leiaorganasolo It was good to see you if only for a moment. Next time stay for some tea. I so rarely get company that isn't a jawa.