Matt Hirschler

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@Rickbarmore That look. 🤣

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Sanders leads push requiring AI attend public school

Source: U.S. Senate (.gov) https://t.co/xZerWDYLaV

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@Gosleepriya The Riddler?

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Much like pens that are used to sign legislation are given to VIPs, the scissors are probably the same.
He gave the pair used to someone who held that pair by the blade tips so he could remember which of the two was actually used to cut the ribbon. That pair of scissors likely went to a particular person (maybe kept by Trump himself)

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@HeidiBriones Stealing a turkey in October *is* a surprise!

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@nytimes @TheAthletic Next year's race to be sponsored by Clorox.

["Doc" Hypnosis 🧠 | BowTied Brain-Hacking @BowTiedTrance]

One of my favorite Scott Adams lessons, right here: luck is like lightning -- you can't control it, but you can certainly improve your odds of getting in the way of it.

Go find some luck today, ok?

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@JackPosobiec Elysium, but the people in space are the good guys that lost their country to illegal immigration and the Great Replacement.

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@Shampoo_Fan @hedgecall 😂

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@_LeadPoisoning_ @Mopar_Logic If only they hadn't started with a Taurus.

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@_LeadPoisoning_ @Mopar_Logic Performance-wise, the SH0 wins hands-down.

Styling-wise, the Lumina comes out ahead.

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@Mopar_Logic Luminaries was such good looking car--still is, actually.

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@Mopar_Logic @grok add the Yugo GV Plus to this comparison.

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@EdLatimore Pansexual: when you've tried everything else for a lead role in a movie.

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@dttania1ojx -94

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@zahrantica Rapid Depreciation Achievement unlocked.

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@SciFiWorld_ A classic line.

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@codek_tv 100

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PSA 👍

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@jayroo69 DUDE! Guys, please for the sake of you having any semblance of masculinity STOP MAKING HEART HANDS. It's for women and the gays only.

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@iGanKee @Bornakang 10 acres is not as vast as you make out. You would absolutely see all the buildings surrounding you and hear the residents.