Not Your Jan

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

Remember the ones in pain and agony due to this ongoing pandemic and the #PK8303 plane crash victims. May ALLAH shower his blessings upon us and we soon get out of this.

Stay blessed, and stay safe❤🤲
#EidUlFitr
#eidmubarak2020

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@Lostinhaze05 Kya kiya aisa larki ne jo Larkay ne talaaq dedi? @Lostinhaze05

[UEFA Cristiano League @UCR7L]

Goals in 2023:
🇧🇻 Haaland - 39
🇵🇹 Ronaldo - 38
🇨🇵 Mbappe - 35

League Goals in 2023:
🇵🇹 Ronaldo - 24
🇨🇵 Mbappe - 23
🇧🇻 Haaland - 23

Euro Qualifiers Goals in 2023:
🇵🇹 Ronaldo - 7
🇨🇵 Mbappe - 6
🇧🇻 Haaland - 6

Ronaldo is 38 years old 😤

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Two goals and a Man of the Match award on his debut in Saudi Arabia 🏅

[Ball Zone @TheBallZoneX]

🚨 🚨🚨
Neymar and Ramos have joined Marcelo in following Al-Nassr on Instagram 👀

According to reports Al-Nassr want to reunite Ramos and Ronaldo in the summer ⌛️

[h @htomufc]

The best thing about this entire setup is that the placement of the pieces on the board is a genuine scenario from a famous game in chess history between two of the best to ever do it and it ended in a draw.

One of the greatest sport pictures I’ve ever seen.

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@ToniKroos @realmadrid To come first, @realmadrid must participate in the @premierleague :)

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@amitttrmfc He'll definitely score more than that but, yes, you're right. Age has finally caught up.

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

Cristiano💔💔

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@Ishanculer Because of this 💔

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

Lahore to Multan:

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@AbdulLovesKFC Sir tailor ka number dena zara

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@sameernusrat Because its lums and not an IVY league?

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@tankishka_21 Yeh tou Disha kou bhi Patani...

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@jaaan_vii Why have you copied my username 😤😤

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@AsimAzharr @TheFederizedOne @paulpogba Mil hee gaya tha to kuch khila pila bhi dena tha?

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

Ez.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The richest man in the world has $222 billion. It’s hard to conceive how much money this is, so consider this:

If you got paid $100/hr for 40 hours a week for 50 weeks a year, it would take you 1,110,000 years to earn that much.

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@deadsaucepasta Twitter needs help more than you do! Fucking sending me notifications like these at 10 am!

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@thickNrich_ Why tf would this be in my notifications? Are they my boobs? Ffs Twitter -_-

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@ewoman_ Sorry to break it to you but university is a completely different ball game :')

[Not Your Jan @HishamJan]

@angelisticpraks Welcome to the new episode of "Things that never happened"