Omukazi Namagara

The year is 2026 and Rihanna hasn’t released music since 2016 B.C🤦🏾‍♀️

[Omukazi Namagara @HisSlimPanda]

I’ll just leave this here.

[Aphrodite. @_dusktilldawnn]

5 minutes???

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I think one of the biggest scams women are subjected to is that nobody ever honestly tells you what happens after you have a baby.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[Omukazi Namagara @HisSlimPanda]

God gave Nigerian artists talent with all his heart😮‍💨

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Obamas have unveiled their first-ever commissioned portrait together.

Painted by Njideka Akunyili Crosby, the artwork will be displayed in the lobby of the new Obama Presidential Library.

[Dziedzorm💚 @SSDziedzorm]

“Your breasts may be extra sensitive today.” Flo, please, it’s Monday!

[Omukazi Namagara @HisSlimPanda]

how’s the water taste?😂

[𝓛𝓲𝔂𝓪𝓱𝓱 🧸💓 @WetBarbie_]

The smell of perfume is starting to make me nauseous.

[Omukazi Namagara @HisSlimPanda]

Justice for Sydney Gongodyo Gyabi: Demand for a Public Trial of His Murderers - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/k21UuINBDN via @Change

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

Job post: Are you open to relocate?

Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, regenerate, migrate. just hire me.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love the word "interesting" cuz it's so chaotically neutral

[P0liticalbaby 🇵🇸🇨🇩 @mao_0k]

You guys like men too much

[Usual Suspect 🎩 @Jude_Mugabi]

Tremor or Earth Quake distinctions loading....

[Atuhaire J Sherura @julzsherura]

Whoever came up with, "Anything you don't understand about women, ask your mother.", ATE!!!

[Omukazi Namagara @HisSlimPanda]

She ought to give him a chance.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Sean Evans will appear on the ‘Baby, This is Keke Palmer’ podcast tomorrow.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me annoying the people I am comfortable with for no reason

[Lioness aka Mama Afrika @Hirolla256]

These men don’t even peel food at their houses 😂😂😂

[Omukazi Namagara @HisSlimPanda]

@MikeFrohwirth Lmao 😂😂😂

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

[Omukazi Namagara @HisSlimPanda]

Right!

[JH @joannmukwano]

It's baby season this year
All my faves are now parents 😍

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me on my wedding day hearing all my besties laughing together... While I'm seated next to my husband