ADolphinHitler

I'm a dolphin dumbass

[ADolphinHitler @HitlerDolphin]

@wozenzyt @YouTube Susan is sending you a message

[ADolphinHitler @HitlerDolphin]

@wozenzyt A small price for salvation

[SwaggerSouls @SwaggerSouls]

brb guys i gotta rewipe my ass

[ADolphinHitler @HitlerDolphin]

@wozenzyt @SoGrizzy Eyyyyy love your videos UwU

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

Why do people lick their fingers before turning the page in a book and not just lick the whole corner of the book

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

Having never met anyone like you is the second loneliest feeling ever, right behind being a deaf orphan chained to a radiator

[ADolphinHitler @HitlerDolphin]

@GFuelEnergy @kfcgaming @GFUELesports G subs is better

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

Getting circumcised is just the biological equivalent of removing the silencer

[Fitz @goodguyfitz]

just found out about sex

not that good btw, cried.

[Racc @RaccoonEggs]

I used to think a zip code was just a locked zipper

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

[Fitz @goodguyfitz]

mom: [driving home from church] so, what did you learn today?

me: ...jesus is lit?

mom: you bet ur fuckin ass he is kiddo [blasts christian rock]