Adolph H Hitler

In a past life I was an evil dictator, now I'm back as the evil brick-tator and I want my shit.

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

I was so sd when I heard of his passing I had to rape a shed just to get myself back on an even keel. #Hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

so sorry to hear about the death of Osama Bin Laden. I am getting a new vajazzle in his memory. He'd have liked that #hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@TeaCosyPete maybe, I must warn you though I'm pretty intolerant of tramps

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

was obvious which lips she'd been using it on

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

me and Eva Braun used to have some terrible rows. This one time I got my favourite lipstick back with a pube on it. Filthy bitch#hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

Twitters like walking down a street full of chattering tramps, you stop and listen to some of them but most of them you ignore. Mein tramp

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@joshuagates @ScottyODoggy @VasqueFootwear yo Josh, Swansea's most famous house here, bigup yo bad self. BRaaaaap #hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

to your modern nonce, Facebook must be the virtual equivalent of a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile... #hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

I would completely understand any person who, in a fit of rage brought on by the sight of his face decided t spinning bird kick Jamie Oliver

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

if Jehova bore witness to that stink I do not believe he will testify. It was the Mother of all pongs

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

had the Jehova's Witnesses round tonight, they knocked on the door at which point I screamed 'witnes's this and unleashed a gale force guff

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@DaveCamm thats' where it all began for me Daveo

[Lozza Fox @DaveCamm]

@HitlerHouse I'm starting on immigrants again - scapegoating a minority is the way to go, eh? #wannabeelected

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@DaveCamm hmm I think you would have been an Eva Braun.... my bitch. #hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@DaveCamm doggy if I had my way xoxoxox #hitlerhouse. No seriously, the SS was always looking for handsome young recruits like you

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@DaveCamm Oil of Olay twice daily, face, hands, balls. I take it too X

[Lozza Fox @DaveCamm]

@HitlerHouse Weren't you a latent homosexual who used to dress up in women's clothes, wore lipstick and eyeliner & loved cock? #hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@DaveCamm fuck off I hate eye liner

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

if it smells like fish and looks like chicken, perhaps it might be worth stickin your dick in. Word to the wise. #hitlerhouse

[Adolph H Hitler @HitlerHouse]

@joshuagates @Syfy where you goin this week Josh?? Apparently there is a bigfoot like creature at large in Swansea. I've shagged her