Mordecai Heller

RP account for the bootlegging tuxedo cat from Lackadaisy. Character is 28 years old, writer is over 18. 🔞Minors DNI!🔞 Some RTs may contain NSFW material.

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

“Losses are endemic to this business. You brought them on yourself in your persistence.”

🪓Partial to both short & long-form writing.
🪓Semi-experienced at RP.
🪓Does not do lewd.
🪓Any art and/or clips used belong to their respective owners unless otherwise stated.

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

//It will never not be cool to see these stages of the creative process. Thanks for sharing!

[Lackadaisy Tracy @LackadaisyCats]

A silly little gander behind-the-scenes of our recent short... For science!

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

@CalvinFreckles “Hardly convincing.”

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

@violintabby Mordecai was preoccupied crossing every ‘t’ and dotting every ‘i’ of the Little Daisy Cafè’s books.

Then, just as the tuxedo was about to wrap up, a sudden knock -and unflattering whistle- sounded outside his office door.

“…..Come in,” he begrudgingly answered.

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

“…It was an infuriating game of leapfrog. ‘His’ idea, mind you.”

[▄ @000x000_PNG]

#lackadaisyfanart #lackadaisy - #Hellerby

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

@RockyTheCat1920 //Given his prior occupation as an escape artist, maybe Harry Houdini? Or even Zorro if something more swashbuckling’s your style.

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

“Whatever your purpose for being here, I’d suggest you make it quick.”

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

//This is still one of my favorite moments from the Lackadaisy webcomic. It’s moody and dramatic in such a way that it really leaves you wanting to know just what exactly happened to Atlas on *that* night — not unlike Mordecai. Fingers crossed the answer is worth the wait!

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

//Calvin’s connections to his cousin being literally spotlighted while his initial body count remains shrouded in shadow makes for one hell of a heavy visual!

[Squishy @SquishBounce]

It’s a good number.
A holy number.
#lackadaisy

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

"...So be it. The parallelogram talk will have to wait."

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

"....I subtract numbers too."

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

"It stands to reason then-- Wait. Are you asleep?!"

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

//Give it time and your account will bounce back. Regardless, your Hellerby artwork is -in my opinion- still some of the best ever made! Not counting the picture below, your portfolio of these two has always been impressively drawn and wholesome in subject matter!

Welcome back!

[MɪᴋᴇʏCᴀᴍ @totally_mikey_]

Are y'all still here lol? I feel like taking a 5 month break from this acc has caused it to die 😭
#hellerby #lackadaisy

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

His brow furrowed at the offer. It was clear this man wasn’t the hugging type.

[SilverTheHedgehog @SilverTheHog]

@HitmanHeller Silver Looked at Mordecai Hugs?

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

The hitman heard them out yet remained uneasy and on-guard. Anyone could claim they meant no harm until they pounced at the last second.

“Then just what are you here to do?”

[𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨 @MercFurball]

"I mean I was yes. I'm not here to cause trouble er anything."

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

@FXSH_MARIGOLD “Appear… intimidating?” Given the man’s inherently cold and calculating nature, he rarely registered either as anything more than his usual behavior.

“Be direct and don’t flinch at torture. I would also suggest keeping a gun close and your head on a swivel. Anything else?”

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

“What is it that you want?”

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

“…Am I correct in assuming you approached me simply because you were passing by?”

[𝕎𝕠𝕝𝕗𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨 @MercFurball]

He'd shrug.

"Was in the area and saw you. Looks like your not busy as of late."

[Mordecai Heller @HitmanHeller]

@FXSH_MARIGOLD “Advice relating to what exactly?”