"I tried one of them impossible burgers, I thought it was called that due to the size. Long story short, I unloaded a .45 into the thing after one bite. They call them impossible because you wouldn't believe the headlines in the newspaper filler for meat."
@GraphicMerit "Up in flames, then back down in a glorious blaze before crashing down on my head like the Heisenberg blimp."
Puts out the end of a cigarette before lighting another one. A permanent shit-eating grin on his face as he peered from behind pitch black shades.
"How about you?"