Nik

Wielder of the southpaw Power Glove

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@cosmepolitics My timeline is perfect today . A Hitler-style rant???

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@DenimsTV There is still good in this world.

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@esjesjesj

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@TapCum @ContraPoints According to reports things nearly got...physical.
https://t.co/cmyYKxZ1vA

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@cosmepolitics Does Ethan have a humiliation kink?

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@JakedChinatown Nah, Fuentes would never wear a diaper. He's into catboys. They're all about shitting directly into the litterbox.

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@carolinekwan As a fellow owner of a muscovy duck, I can tell you those claws are sharp as hell. Sam was a brave man.

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@cosmepolitics Now I'm picturing the Vulture singing.

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@TheToadKing @rocco_botte I am a fan of funny accents. I'm in.

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@simonateba You don't stop it. You regulate it, monetize it, and televise it.

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@stacycay Lindsey: Hello there Mitch, I've come ta' pay ya' a visit to make sure you're alright.

Mitch: Come closer...::eyes glowing ominously::

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@MonicaLewinsky Hello, people of Twitter. Please read previous comments before commenting.

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@EricSpracklen His wife George Glass.

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@ostonox I only get my news from Twitter.

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R E A L

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Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

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@JakedChinatown Tebow's American flag indicates The Peggining was a grand national moment to be forever memorialized like The Alamo.

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@mega64 huge news!

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@ContraPoints But they overcome both their pride and their prejudice. That's what going to other people's homes does!

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@ContraPoints You "oughta see" the culture war discourse on cannibalism between Polyphemus and the Laestrygonians.