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Wielder of the southpaw Power Glove

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@subwiredesire I would like to see Larry David write a script around this scenario.

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@JasonKPargin The cleanup is indeed a nightmare.

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@midatantics I suspect those are the Tyrrhenian pirates Dionysus transformed into dolphins. Tyrrhenian dolphins.

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@JakedChinatown Was that the Eye of Sauron!? I literally have chills! Ultimate cinematic universe!

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Rest in power, Michael Brooks.

Hard to believe, it is six years already.
His voice was pivotal for me, and his impact lives on.

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@JohnC1993527 The twerking spell made her immune to damage.

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@Awk20000 The reason is that the cockroaches have started a cult around their lord Asmondgold. The roach was held down and decapitated by a group of the more fanatical cockroaches, and they left the head as a sacrifice.

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@cosmepolitics My timeline is perfect today . A Hitler-style rant???

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@DenimsTV There is still good in this world.

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@esjesjesj

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@TapCum @ContraPoints According to reports things nearly got...physical.
https://t.co/cmyYKxZ1vA

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@cosmepolitics Does Ethan have a humiliation kink?

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@JakedChinatown Nah, Fuentes would never wear a diaper. He's into catboys. They're all about shitting directly into the litterbox.

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@carolinekwan As a fellow owner of a muscovy duck, I can tell you those claws are sharp as hell. Sam was a brave man.

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@cosmepolitics Now I'm picturing the Vulture singing.

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@TheToadKing @rocco_botte I am a fan of funny accents. I'm in.

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@simonateba You don't stop it. You regulate it, monetize it, and televise it.

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@stacycay Lindsey: Hello there Mitch, I've come ta' pay ya' a visit to make sure you're alright.

Mitch: Come closer...::eyes glowing ominously::

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