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[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

temp pinned tweet! 🔞🔞🐝

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

@0fDiamondMind exactly!!!!!

but

just in case we should go make sure i’m pregnant by doing it a whole bunch of times.

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

i’m pregnant

and it’s yours

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

//interest check :>

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

@0fDiamondMind But our baby!

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

@0fDiamondMind Father Mulhaney was right, all it takes is to hold hands for the devil to take over and lead you to an unexpected pregnancy!!

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

@0fDiamondMind We’re gonna be parents!!!

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

SHE’S ONLY TAME CAUSE SHE HASNT GOTTEN ANYTHING TO DO RECENTLY!!

[ㄒ卄乇 丂卩丨ᗪ乇尺 @UnrivaledMenace]

She seems a bit tame to be part Deadpool

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

@HomoArachnus “I’ve missed you too, darling!~”

She gasped, suddenly grasping onto her body as she was swooped up!

She placed a quick kiss upon her love’s cute face, smiling as she chuckled with joy.

[𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖 @FLAMEO0N]

»»————-🔥–💥–🔥————-««
🔥 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗𝚗𝚢 𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖 "𝙷𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚃𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚑" 🔥

⁴ 𝙵𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙵𝚘𝚞𝚛 ⁴

❝𝙵𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗!❞

┇𝙴𝙽𝙶𝙻𝙸𝚂𝙷┇𝚂𝙿𝙰𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷┇𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚅𝙴𝙻 𝚁𝙿
┇𝙼𝚅 𝚁𝙿┇(𝙽)𝚂𝙵𝚆 ┇𝙻𝙴𝚆𝙳/𝙽𝙾𝙽

»»————-🔥–💥–🔥————-««

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

You wanna try reading my mind and seeing who all makes up my brain? I’m both Wade, AND MJ!

Think the Deadpool run where Madcap and Wade were fused into one by Thor, I’m basically that, just way prettier!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕠 𝕄𝕖! @0fDiamondMind]

. . . She sounds a lot like Wade when he talks about all that stuff.

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

She’s been waiting for something to do!

Nobody hires her anymore, something about being “too violent” to appear in any comics outside her own!

and she doesn’t even have one yet!!

[𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔹𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕠 𝕄𝕖! @0fDiamondMind]

Is something wrong?

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

She’s… not sure actually.

She’s just confused.

Maybe it’s because she’s part Deadpool.

[ㄒ卄乇 丂卩丨ᗪ乇尺 @UnrivaledMenace]

...

Why?

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

Only a little! After all she spent almost a year without having anyone to talk to..

[ㄒ卄乇 丂卩丨ᗪ乇尺 @UnrivaledMenace]

She looks mad

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

“Oh finally! Hey Pete!”

She pulled him in, giving him a little peck on the cheek.

[Be Greater @FavWebslinger]

“Hey gorgeous.”

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

She’s just sitting there, waiting for someone to talk to.

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

She’s doing alright, could be snuggling with him to make it better~

[Be Greater @FavWebslinger]

How’s my favorite redhead?

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

Hey handsome~

[Be Greater @FavWebslinger]

Hey beautiful.

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

yaaaaawns then lays back in a very comfy sofa.

[✩ 𝙀𝙢𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙨𝙤𝙣 ✩ @HitTheJackpool]

Obviously I’m calling for you!

😘

[Be Greater @FavWebslinger]

Uh MJ? What are you doing?