On my way to see my mum she lives on my walk to Millwall and I always pop in for a cup of tea and a chat. We have the same routine when I leave. She shouts down the hallway NO FIGHTING! I shout back Iโm in my 60s! With a dodgy knee, back and definitely an enlarged prostate!
My favourite story, from Brazil's book:
He was due to leave Cheltenham to get back for his breakfast show. Told the hotel to give him an alarm call at 3.30.
Woke up - it was 5am! He was furious and asked why he wasn't called at 3.30
'Mr Brazil, you didn't get in till half 4'