Handsome Jack

posts hourly & contains every line of handsome jack's dialogue (except for stuff from bl3 or any games containing him that may come out afterwards)

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Hail to the king, baby!

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Alright, hold on, there's a readme here... break a habit of a lifetime and read one of these stupid things.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

And that... screws everything up. Thanks a bunch.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Just to warn you -- you’re really not gonna like this next part.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

...Did that guy just speak in Haiku?

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you'll... something... something... stars!

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Sweetheart, everything you could ever want is within these four walls! Do you have any idea how much I've sacrificed for you?

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

What are these maniacs doing? We can't even have a real military up here, they're just murdering workers! And us, if we don't move it!

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

You're the only one runnin' pal. I can FLYYYY!

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

See you around.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Welcome to the Wildlife Exploitation Preserve, kiddo. I’m afraid you’re not gonna like this area all that much -- it’s about knowledge.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

This is my vow, every friend, every child, every person you ever passed on the street. I’m gonna kill them all.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

The greatest alien power Pandora has ever seen -- and it’s MINE to control!

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Digital. That’s the diet soda of immortalities. Bored now. Interview over.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

It's SO good to be the king, baby!

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Welcome to Pandora, kiddos.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Do me a favor. You think about how all of Roland’s training, all his experience counted for nothing once he met me.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

God, you're hot when you're technical.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Thanks for the help, man. Still gonna kill you, though.

[Handsome Jack @HJACK69_EN]

Handsome Jack here, reminding you all not to worry your pretty little heads about those earthquakes.