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[OnlyJay💥 @HJaymaestro]

I knew this girl who wanted to break up with her boyfriend but couldn't because he said he'd kill himself if she ever did. They're currently engaged 😅. I don't know what that's called but it isn't good; pay attention to red flags.

[Sassy Scientist 👩🏽‍🔬 @blacksciencegal]

I've never seen a child with high parental engagement not succeed. That is it. Everything else is secondary.

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

When I first got married, I called my mom to vent about an argument my husband and I were having. She stopped me mid-sentence and said, “Unless you're in danger, don’t invite other people into your marriage, not even me.”

It ended up being one of the best advice I could have received as a young wife.

[Axxy007 @Axxyworks]

Racist Law enforcement where trying to arrest an undercover FBI Agent.

[Sue @suebellaC]

What is this graph saying??

[Lumen @LumenX_]

I will tell you again and again, GOD MOVES MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just prayyyyyyy and have faith!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OnlyJay💥 @HJaymaestro]

I keep on saying sumn is wrong with Jamaica and the importation fees ino. Even when repairing vehicles, it’s far easier to get used parts than to get new brand parts given how expensive they are here.

[dead @_xnes]

a used 2018 Honda CRV inna jamaica a sell fi brand new 2026 CRV manufacturer suggested retail price……country ya fucked beyond repair.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

The issue is also the enablers. You will see a woman getting bigger, not being active at all, consistent poor food choices, steadily contributing to their declining health but say yesss THICKAZ.
No, they are obese and an intervention is necessary to improve quality of life.

[OnlyJay💥 @HJaymaestro]

I hope the person who invented St Mary’s banana chips is doing okay.

[Her_Nonymous_Diary @Her_Nonymous_D]

I canceled a date yesterday evening because I just wasn’t feeling it.

I had a long day, low energy, and zero social battery.

I texted him politely, saying I needed to stay in and recharge.

He replied with a simple “Got you.”

Cool. End of story… I thought.

Around 8 p.m., I heard a knock. Actually, it was more like a full-on delivery parade.

First, a guy showed up with flowers. Then another with a paper bag from a pharmacy (basic self-care stuff I’d mentioned needing weeks ago and forgotten about).

Then food from a small place near my office that I love but rarely visit.

I stood at my door like I’d accidentally subscribed to premium life support.

I finally called him like, “Why are there multiple people at my door?”

And he’s like……..

[JayJamieJJ @jayjamiejay1]

@ach3im Another Angle:

https://t.co/gl7aKzW9Mo

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

I just realized men actually love a woman who can admit she’s wrong and apologize instead of turning it into a whole argument.

[OvercomerEmpire @OvercomerEmpir]

@buffys Well I would say a sign of low intelligence is the inability to read the rooms or a new environment! It’s important in our day to day lives.

[The Turning Point @theturningpts]

@buffys When someone refuses to adjust even when reality proves them wrong.

Staying rigid in the face of evidence isn’t strength, it’s stubbornness that keeps the mind stuck.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

@buffys An inability to understand nuance on both sides of the political spectrum. Nobody is perfect both sides make mistakes but their base rarely calls them out.

[Tomorrow🎀 @Tm0rr0w]

@buffys Refusing to update your beliefs even when clear evidence proves you wrong.

[dead @_xnes]

not giving people personal space when standing in lines. physical distance doesn’t equate to a shorter wait time. if a 5 people in front a you, you still affi wait pon the 5 people fi get thru. itching up pon dem nah mek you get thru nuh faster.

[Kullijhan Records @kullijhan]

@iRealPedro Spot check is not a term found in any act under which any Constable can stop you

[Chad 🇪🇸 @876chad]

See a man a ilovesoca a box a empress senseless. Me and my brother separate them and bring her to her friends. By time mi pass again fi go bathroom a dem dat hug up.

Mi stay outa man and woman business

[Adesewa @t_Duches]

Ladies, have you noticed that your male friends often treat you better than your boyfriend does?