Honest John

Former Telegraph columnist and former contributor to

[heycar @heycar_uk]

Who doesn’t love a little supercar Sunday? 😎

Most important question – which one do you want to take for a drive: the Bugatti, the Lambo, the McLaren or the Lotus?

#FOS @fosgoodwood

[heycar @heycar_uk]

It may be a big, shiny SUV, but it’s still a true Defender at heart. It can wade through water up to 900m deep AND has a wade-sensing feature that’ll warn you if you’re getting close to the limit!

[Andrew Brady @TheAndrewBrady]

Selling my 2005 Toyota MR2. Full ad to follow but, essentially, it's a very tidy car in the best colour combo. 63k miles, recent MoT and service. Located in Stamford, Lincs (or Shropshire if that easier). £4,500.

[Honest John @HJhimself]

@PaulCowland_ @DrewPritchard #SalvageHuntersClassicCars Big thanks for the SAAB 96 2-Stroke and Cortina GT1600 last night. Ran both in the 1960s (bought the 96 for my mum). On 5.5Js and Dunlop SP3s I once did 11 miles in under 8 minutes (in the Cortina).

[Honest John @HJhimself]

#bangersandcash Magic

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#virginmedia sent its customers a new WiFi hub with excellent installation instructions, but unfortunately failed to state when they would switch the new system on @HolmesTW @hiltonholloway @iainpdooley

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@HolmesTW @jertownsend Amazing how much stuff comes out of the exhaust of an old Ford Pop.

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That was tense #badchad #hiltzauto @jonnysmith @TheRickDore @Dom_RHC @MotorclaimGuru

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@Prickles54 @FunnybunnyQ @WildlifeOrphan1 That is likely to be conjunctivitis. It reflects the infra red of the camera. I know because one of mine had it, as well as other problems such as ringworm, so the rescue centre I took him to put him to sleep.

[Honest John @HJhimself]

@Prickles54 @FunnybunnyQ @WildlifeOrphan1 That is likely to be conjunctivitis. It reflects the infra red of the camera. I know because one of mine had it and, because he had other problems including ringworm, the rescue centre put him to sleep.

[Car Dealer Mag @CarDealerMag]

Good morning. We hope you're well today. Here are the early headlines for Thursday, November 12 https://t.co/MzqQIvcn4X

[Honest John @HJhimself]

@Carpervert @hiltonholloway When he's not grinding locks off bicycles he's probably catnapping from Toyotas and Hondas. But not from the latest Yaris hybrid where the cat is well protected. @automoclark

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@LornaGreaves @HedgehogTorfaen @HedgehogCabin @MarkDav39336486 The thing is, if a hog has already hibernated in your hog house he/she will be snoozing and should not be disturbed, even just opening up to check.

[Honest John @HJhimself]

@BIGT0806 @LornaGreaves @HedgehogCabin @HedgehogTorfaen @MarkDav39336486 I sympathise. They seem to have abandoned 'my' Riverside Gold and moved into the Riverside economy house under a bush.

[Honest John @HJhimself]

"Tonight I will demonstrate the near balletic dexterity I apply to having a good old scratch." @HedgehogCabin @WildLifePaul @r8clive @LornaGreaves @Hedgehogfriend3 @helen_collis @SomHedgehogs #hedgehogs @hedgehoghugh @HedgehogGrace

[Project Amazing Grace @HedgehogGrace]

Think before you light !

[Honest John @HJhimself]

Magnetic attraction. But my bedroom wall car until I finally got one. Drove as well as it looked.

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Reads to me like moisture ingress to the mirror pod.

[KevyD @askthedood]

@mtgo73 @BMW_UK @HJhimself Today’s update, the drivers side flashes normally but is dimmer. Passenger side flashes quickly but brighter. Relay Rick is notmal speed as is front indicator. But just as got to work passenger side is now normal (for now). @BMW_UK @Marshall_BMW any ideas?

[Honest John @HJhimself]

Many thanks. Yes. I've done that. Camera too. Also watching the dried leaves and hay left outside. (Freshly fallen leaves dried in the oven to kill off any ticks). Riverside Gold now sees no activity, but the other does. @HedgehogCabin #hedgehogs @WildLifePaul @r8clive

[Hedgehogfriendlytown @Hedgehogfriend3]

@HedgehogCabin @HJhimself @WildLifePaul @r8clive @DonnaHe60990670 @LornaGreaves What we suggest for wild hogs is that you place a couple of small bits of straw or light twigs in the entrance way to the nest box . If they are moved then your nest box is in use

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I'm not getting any hog house activity; only one hog still feeding, but don't think I should allow my curiosity to get the better of me and open the hog houses to peek inside. Right or wrong? @HedgehogCabin @Hedgehogfriend3 @WildLifePaul @r8clive @DonnaHe60990670 @LornaGreaves

[Hedgehogfriendlytown @Hedgehogfriend3]

Look how absolutely amazing this hedgehog nest is!!!
They are so clever the way they collect long grass, leaves & small twigs & wrap them around & around to form a perfect warm tight nest .
@DrAmirKhanGP
@BBCCountryfile @hedgehoghugh @RSPCA_official