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[Lbighateaccount @BIGhateaccount]

La 1er photo WOW comment tu reprends une vie normal avec avoir vécu ça au réveil

[LanaBoards @LanaBoards]

Lana Del Rey and Jeremy Dufrene celebrate the second anniversary of their marriage today 🤍

[Alexander @alexanderrX_]

i've banked with monzo since 2019. it's exactly what britain should be producing. built from nothing, forced every legacy bank to modernise, and now one of the biggest consumer banks in the country

and we're about to sell it to brazil

investors deserve a payout, fair enough. but the reason it's a sale and not an ipo is that our ipo market is dead. so our best companies get bought instead of listed

deepmind to google. arm to softbank. our car makers, our steel, our water, our airlines. now monzo

we build them and sell them. every. single. time.

[RosalieQD @mitzgami]

Epic sunset this evening over New York City.

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

It’s so interesting to me how many of the current hottest women and it-girls are over 30.

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

Forget AI slop, bring back whatever this was

[Camsiyo @Camsiyonna1]

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids🎬

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

the writer found this tweet i’m so embarrassed

[Scott Menzel @ScottDMenzel]

Sold. No other trailer is needed.

[Aseel Swaid @aseelswaid9]

One of my works, Jerusalem Palestine 🇵🇸

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

seeing people argue against a 32 hr work week is insane. yall need hobbies, friends, sunlight.. literally anything outside of work. life is not supposed to be about working until you die

[Lindani M. @LyndaniM]

btw the propaganda against women aging is rooted in pedophilia.

[sara @seabbyy]

we used to wear open toe stilettos in the snow to go clubbing now the girlies are wearing pimple patches and jorts

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

If you’re not actively job hunting in today’s market, please don’t assume you understand what it’s like. The old methods, tweaking your resume, tailoring your cover letter, even making it past the ATS aren’t enough anymore. The job search landscape has completely changed, and unless you’re in it, you really don’t get how brutal it is.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Israel created the largest group of child amputees in the world and then denies them wheelchairs. Just endless depravity.

[Cartoon Fun Club @cartunfunn]

Kids today will never understand, how iconic this cartoon😅

[victoria 🌦️ @vickyickystink]

Why. The FUCK DO I NEED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT! TO APPLY TO A JOB! FUCK YOU!!! GO TO HELL!!! EVERYTHING NEEDS AN ACCOUNT AND A PIN AND A PASSWORD AND A USERNAME AND THE PASSWORD HAS TO HAVE X Y AND Z!!!

[Farah 🍒 @farahtweete]

Les 90s qui ne sont même plus inclus dans les tranches d’âge

[Rae Bops @raebops]

Beautiful Night On Belvedere Island. Sausalito. Golden Gate Bridge.