Big Long Tweets

Big, long tweets

[Big Long Tweets @HJP918]

Found a red pepper flake in bed. Today’s going to be a good day 😌

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I’m building a team

[TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod]

This is nothing. Spotify tried to get me to listen to AI generated country songs about butt fucking after a Lucinda Williams album finished

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@patriottakes This is how it felt to swear in at the VA today

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Bikes are not vehicles according to Kansas and Missouri laws

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Can you get dui for drunk driving a penny farthing?

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I get drunk and start sounding like Joe Biden

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Just told my parents to add red pepper flakes to the edamame

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“I’m going into surgery so I can separate the art from the artist”

[Aidan @aidanfella]

Why does AMC need so many commercials for their own theater right before a movie starts, you fucking convinced me!! I’m here!!

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Thinking of adding some temperature play to my hair routine

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They’re called Clawdka’s

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It’s called a Vodklaw

[Q-tip Enthusiast @attitude_peanut]

The lion does not concern himself with Annual Compliance Training

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@rheam_ Something lewd

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Just Mandela effected Rhea

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 CRYSTAL PALACE ARE FA CUP CHAMPIONS!!!

It’s the Eagles’ first ever trophy! ✨

What a monumental campaign from Eberechi Eze and Oliver Glasner’s men! ❤️

They will play in the Europa League next season! 🍿

[MUNDIAL @MundialMag]

First ever major trophy. First time in Europe. A South London boy scoring the winner. A goalkeeper in a hat. Fans balling their eyes out. Sun shining.

That’s the good stuff, Crystal Palace.