me to my husband: AO3 is down again [explains outage]
My husband: someone should write a spicy fanfic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it
my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they're measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat you, a technique shared by boa constrictors
Can we start normalizing platonically loving your friends again?? No i dont want to date all of my friends i just love them and want their attention cause im a dog let me live my life bro