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@oldshep168 Things that go bump (and grind) in the night.

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@SrStone_nix @oldshep168 Canonically, Henry is a former college football player who now works for a credit union. Green scales, but otherwise like Gareth, if Gareth had gotten a little softer with age.

But their cousin Jason is an NFL star.

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@oldshep168 You could latch chains to those doorknockers and use Wayne to tow cars.

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@Purrcules Banned from the gym. But no one will forget the mess left behind.

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@Purrcules He thought he was...

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@Purrcules Tell that to the other guy.

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@oldshep168 I have a feeling there's a breeze in the gym because those weights just went through the wall.

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@Purrcules So he's more grower than shower?

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@oldshep168 And Wayne's going to need to widen the entrance to get into the gym!

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@oldshep168 Now they're bigger, stronger, and ready to fuck for another 15 hours straight!

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@oldshep168 It looks like Wayne fucked Curt's soul out of him.

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@Purrcules With all that horsepower at his disposal, his stick shift gets lots of play.

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@WillEternal_ We need a follow-up where he submits his service to Queen Aya.

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@oldshep168 That's an "I just nutted" face.

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@oldshep168 The "double dating" they do makes them the hottest ticket on campus.

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@oldshep168 Surprised those mugs are filled with coffee and not other fluids

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Stage 2 took a bit longer than I anticipated, but we're almost at the final (Stage 3)!

If you'd like to donate for this round you can do so here: https://t.co/rWTaoB2EaY

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@purplebirdman Fun fact: despite appearances, Wayne is an honors student in actuarial science.

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@oldshep168 Between the stains on the ceiling and the divot in the floor, they're going to have a lit of explaining to do.