Mr. Garrett

Security Officer for Haddonfield Memorial Hospital. Food connoisseur. Expert padlock flicker. I hate cats!

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

Man this hospital is spooky. Looks like my snacks are all accounted for. Time to lock myself in

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

Having a big cookout outside the hospital for #MemorialDay. This grill is hot but I have to make plenty so I have leftovers all week. I’m getting paid double time and a half for this!

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I have to go back. They forgot my complimentary chips and salsa

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Damn you, Garrett.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

Left work briefly to go get the Taco Special at Casa de Carne for Cinco de Mayo. Don’t worry, I left the walkie talkie with Janet. She would have radio’d if anything happened while I was gone

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I thought I saw Darth Vader in the store room. I think he used the force to undo all the padlocks!

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

Nope. I feel hungry. So I’ll order a pizza

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

@HMHSecurity You have the wrong feeling.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

You need to eat a snickers. I have a feeling you’re not you when you’re hungry

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

@HMHSecurity I have a feeling you’re way off on that.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

@BrackAttack78 I’m just praying

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I’m clocked in. Doesn’t that mean I’m on duty?

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Get the hell back on duty.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I’ll just say I was praying

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

You better wake up before Miss Alves comes around!

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

They have good chicken wings there. I’ll start my car

[Dr. Dan Challis @Cochran_Hater]

I need a ride to the strip club.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I have to work tonight and I’m real tired. I ate a bucket of KFC chicken before work. I hope no one break into the hospital tonight

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

Let me know if you need a ride to Wendy’s. I’m gonna get a Big Bacon Classic.

[Dr. Dan Challis @Cochran_Hater]

No, Linda, I’m not drunk. So, quit harshing my buzz.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I’m teaching a competitive eating class at lunch time in the store room

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

Jill’s looking for me. I’ve been trying to avoid her all day. I promised that I would attend her aerobics class yesterday, but I didn’t show up. She’s too rough! Her class scares me!

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I fixed it

[Big John Strode @TheJohnStrode]

You'd break it

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I thought it was a tv episode. My bad

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Someone broke into the Haddonfield Memorial store-room again. Probably kids. Damn Mr. Garrett for not watching his security monitors.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

Patio furniture is on sale at Haddonfield Depot

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

What are you reading, Mr. Garrett?

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

On this date 31 years ago we lost an absolute legend. RIP Donald Pleasence AKA Dr. Sam Loomis #RIP

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

Just did my rounds checks of the store room and we’re clear. All the snacks I bought for the winter storm are accounted for.

[Mr. Garrett @HMHSecurity]

I figured out why it’s so cold in the hospital. I accidentally left the back door open. Oopsy

[HalloweenVerse @HalloweenVerse]

Happy 78th Birthday to the Horror Master himself John Carpenter 🎂 🎃