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'I don't think he even has a comfort zone, he strikes me as perpetually brave.' @binaryschminary

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Woman walked into a bar. Said to the barman "I'd like a double entendre", so he gave her one.

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@TeenyBella Classic Teeny!

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.@Keir_Starmer Absolute embarrassment today. I've had a professional career in politics, including working alongside you, & decades of party membership. Trying to out-Reform Reform is just stupid. Upgrade your political staff & try doing some social justice. Or be a one term PM.

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There's a lot of misinformation swirling around on social media in the light of today's Supreme Court ruling, so it's very important to remember the protections that still stand. Sending solidarity and love to my trans friends. X

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@TeenyBella That was only 4 things ...

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@TheRealMcGack Ah, mate. Sorry for your loss. Even when you know it is coming, it's always a massive kick in the teeth. Be kind to yourself in the coming weeks.

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@TeenyBella What 5 rules? Where can I find them?

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@mrkhndy Justin resigned because his party was going to get hammered at the next election, then Trump threatened to invade Canada and his party bounced back but he'd already announced he was resigning. This was probably when you were having penis-related hallucinations.

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@Gemajesticbo Oxford Circus is easiest by far.

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@TeenyBella 😂😂😂

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@mrkhndy You wouldn't, perhaps, start by strangling them?

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@TeenyBella @mrkhndy Sick, with a lisp?

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@PrincessMissDee આપનો આભાર

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@PrincessMissDee Oh. I might be Asian. Putting a bowl in a bowl has never made sense to me.

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@PrincessMissDee @AndieDelicacy Alright, Teeny. Calm down.

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@PrincessMissDee I assumed it had just been a very long school year for you.

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@PrincessMissDee 25 June?

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@NUFC You've ballsed this right up. Why not just have an open topped bus that everyone can get to see? Then, if you want to also do a ticketed sela event, you could. Much more inclusive. @Sela

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@TeenyBella Paaaahhhhhhaaaaahahahaha

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@Yeloop VM is bound to have met him for a photo at some variety club lunch or other.

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@mrkhndy Get grok to do it for you.