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They ran out of plot for the last movie #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies” #TheHobbit

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We all just forget about the shiny rock that we started this war over? #plotpoints #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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Moral of the story is: compromise or everyone you know and love will die. #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies #TheHobbit

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Has Dumbledore been at Hogwarts this ENTIRE war? It seems like he could have helped. #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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If love is crying over a smelly dwarf corpse after your whole family was just murdered, I do not want it. #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbit

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The last hour of this movie is audible weeping #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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Any army could have waited a day to show up and they would have been the default winner since everyone else died #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbit

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Farewell sweet Orc king. We hardly knew you. #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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I'm watching Legend of Zelda, right? #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies” #LegendofZelda

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If the last hour of this movie isn't them singing, I'm going to demand a refund! #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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@HobbitNoContext she better have some #chapstick handy #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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The chick from the Ring is going to have to kiss a lot of creatures back to life #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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These twelve dwarves and Thorin's ego really made all the difference in this #believable #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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Thorin, you may not be your grandfather but every day you become more like your mother! #FightingWords #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbit

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Thorin's ego should fight! It's huge! It could at least take down a troll or a cart #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies”

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The Orcs are fighting because they didn't get invited to the war and it hurt their feelings #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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Cart vs Troll. The death match. #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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So glad the Worms found work! They've been hard pressed since Beatlejuice and Dune. #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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Are the Worms one of the five armies? #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies

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68% of this movie is people uttering nonsense, authoritatively! #hobbitnocontext #TheHobbitTheBattleofFiveArmies