🐫 Reedie 🦣

just a guy in Chicago tweeting about music and bars and my pet hedgehog

[🐫 Reedie 🦣 @HobbitPirate]

I love @smashmouth so much

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Since moving back to Oregon I've mostly just been eating edibles and eating salads

[🐫 Reedie 🦣 @HobbitPirate]

Started a new job today and lemme tell ya, special ed is a way more fulfilling field than bartending

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Got a new bone from the bone store (far left)

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Nasty, terrible idea. Keep AI trash FAR away from reconstructions of extinct life.

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This neighborhood bar always has a huge ancient golden retriever AND an old-ass st bernard

[🐫 Reedie 🦣 @HobbitPirate]

My sister dated a guy named JJ but he didn't have Js in his name, they were both for "Junior"

[🐫 Reedie 🦣 @HobbitPirate]

Me, all day every day at work:

[🐫 Reedie 🦣 @HobbitPirate]

Chicago: 5°
Me: stands outside bar in short sleeves vaping
Random passerby: you are a man of steel
Me: skyrim is for the nords!

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The KJ at this tiki bar wouldn't put in my name as "Sticky" because he "only uses real names, not nicknames" so now I guess I'm Morton here 🤷‍♂️

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Home sick with covid and I mostly just miss my students 💔

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I have covid 😢 Probably from my job which involves unreasonable amounts of child snot

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Had a student hit me with "Mr. Reed, what is a god?"

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Can't sleep cause I think I used i.e., where I meant e.g., on treatment note that nobody will ever read

[🐫 Reedie 🦣 @HobbitPirate]

@stone_relief It's my second

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This is a rough week- I lost a beloved pet and I gained a fuckin kidney stone

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Aw yeah #LetsRock @smashmouth

[🐫 Reedie 🦣 @HobbitPirate]

Ernest Hedgingway passed away this weekend. It sucks.

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@omgNickOLeary No shortcuts to greatness

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Yesterday a student asked me who I liked better: Santa or Krampus. What do y'all think? Who's better?

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@smashmouth This slaps! Reminiscent of "The Gift of Rock" but doing its own thing! Happy holiday season to you guys, thanks for the music 🤙