Smiley Hobo

Born at a very young age.

Unburdened by intellect

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

The older I get, the more I understand why my cats just walk away mid-conversation

[Ben @bentolate]

Opened Pinterest and this is the first image I saw

[Brian @WeActuallyDidIt]

i can’t believe they cut this from the devil wears prada 2 😤

[lux @paperssil]

this frame in ratatouille is INSANE

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

Cum so thick you have to drink it with a fork

[Mac 🍃 @ihymacc]

would you buy this Kim Kardashian speaker?

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

i wish my cat knew he has a comforting presence

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

sugar daddy: im gonna spoil you
salt daddy: im gonna preserve you

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

strategically calling an ambulance to clear a path for my UberEATS driver

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

I’m so sorry to hear about your father's passing he was such a great lay.

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

How to Drain Your Dragon 2

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

They should let the corgis tear Andrew apart

[kirk @_mynwent]

Why do busses sigh like that

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

Going to the dentist today and I’m gonna suck the dental hygienists fingernails clean off

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kid opening birthday gifts

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

Why I hate and refuse to ‘go outside’:

• I work from home. My money is made inside, there’s no profit incentive for me to leave

• My neighbor has a really big dog that barks very loud and scares me

• I’m banned from most public places anyway (indecent exposure)

• I’m prone to skin cancer (used too much baby oil)

• I just don’t wanna

• My ankle monitor will alert the police

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone

APOLOGIZE TO ME

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

@Newt_Twitch lmao get loved loser

get absolutely fucking treasured

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

Lowkey hoping that the rapture is real. There are certain people I want to see naked

[Smiley Hobo @HoboSmiley]

I've had the uncensored Epstein photos all along. I'd share them but I can’t figure out how to convert them to a pdf 😕