HODL Burger 🍔

a non-custodial intelligent execution layer for automated on-chain crypto.Automated baskets · Recurring buys.
Price-triggered complexity.

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

Crypto is powerful.
Managing it shouldn’t be a full-time job.
Choosing tokens, tracking markets, timing buys — it’s overwhelming.

So most people give up their keys to centralized platforms.

There has to be a better way. 🍔

#Web3 #SelfCustody #DeFi #HODLBurger
#BuildInPublic

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

If you're an angel investor in DeFi or crypto and you've been scrolling past my posts all week, here's the summary:
Non-custodial execution layer.
Smart timing algorithms.
50 users. 48 automated transactions.
70-75% margins.
Raising pre-seed.
This is the tweet to reply to or DM me on.
https://t.co/nO6G6Nzu3M
#AngelInvestor #PreSeed #DeFi #CryptoStartup

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

Completely fair point. Right now our focus is validating user behavior and proving that non-custodial automation can deliver a simpler UX.

Scaling responsibly means solving compliance, execution reliability, and liquidity step by step, which is exactly why we’re starting with a controlled rollout instead of chasing growth too early.

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

If you're an angel investor in DeFi or crypto and you've been scrolling past my posts all week, here's the summary:
Non-custodial execution layer.
Smart timing algorithms.
50 users. 48 automated transactions.
70-75% margins.
Raising pre-seed.
This is the tweet to reply to or DM me on.
https://t.co/nO6G6Nzu3M
#AngelInvestor #PreSeed #DeFi #CryptoStartup

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

1/ We just shipped smart execution at @HODLBurger
Before: Buy ETH every Monday at 9 AM. Blindly.
Now: Our engine finds the best moment to buy within your schedule.
Same discipline.
Smarter timing.
All on-chain.
All from your wallet.
All automated.
#DeFi #Web3 #Crypto #BuildingInPublic

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

What if your SIP was smart enough to pick the right moment to buy?

Not Monday 9 AM blindly.
Not based on gut feeling.

Based on real-time market data, within the schedule YOU set.

That's what we shipped this month at HODL Burger.

Non-custodial. Gasless. On-chain.

#DeFi #Crypto #Web3ppl

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

Things we don't do at HODL Burger:

- Hold your assets
- Require unlimited approvals
- Charge hidden fees
- Ask you to trust us

Things we do:

- Automate your buys on-chain
- Let you set the rules
- Execute at the best time
- Keep everything in your wallet

https://t.co/nO6G6Nzu3M
#BuildingInPublic #PreSeed #Startup #crypto

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

@EtherealMintX Yeah sure,

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

Crypto is powerful.
Managing it shouldn’t be a full-time job.
Choosing tokens, tracking markets, timing buys — it’s overwhelming.

So most people give up their keys to centralized platforms.

There has to be a better way. 🍔

#Web3 #SelfCustody #DeFi #HODLBurger
#BuildInPublic

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

Things we don't do at HODL Burger:

- Hold your assets
- Require unlimited approvals
- Charge hidden fees
- Ask you to trust us

Things we do:

- Automate your buys on-chain
- Let you set the rules
- Execute at the best time
- Keep everything in your wallet

https://t.co/nO6G6Nzu3M
#BuildingInPublic #PreSeed #Startup #crypto

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

What if your SIP was smart enough to pick the right moment to buy?

Not Monday 9 AM blindly.
Not based on gut feeling.

Based on real-time market data, within the schedule YOU set.

That's what we shipped this month at HODL Burger.

Non-custodial. Gasless. On-chain.

#DeFi #Crypto #Web3ppl

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

The biggest lie in crypto:

"You need to trust us with your assets to automate your buys."

No you don't.

We built proof. 48 automated on-chain transactions. Zero custody. Zero trust needed.

Code runs it. You own it.

https://t.co/QtUJPNyP7u

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

1/ We just shipped smart execution at @HODLBurger
Before: Buy ETH every Monday at 9 AM. Blindly.
Now: Our engine finds the best moment to buy within your schedule.
Same discipline.
Smarter timing.
All on-chain.
All from your wallet.
All automated.
#DeFi #Web3 #Crypto #BuildingInPublic

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

@CyberZenix Always. Product is built, 50 users testing it, margins validated. Looking for angels who believe in non-custodial crypto. Happy to share the deck if you're curious. DMs open.

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

4/ If this resonates, a repost or tag goes a long way. Know someone who writes pre-seed checks in crypto? Connect us. One intro can change everything.
https://t.co/QtUJPNyP7u
#AngelInvestor #VentureCapital #DeFiStartup #Web3Startup

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

3/ Built together with a small team. No outsourcing, no agencies, just focused execution and a working product live on testnet.

Currently raising pre-seed and open to connecting with angels, VCs, and ecosystem partners in crypto.

#PreSeed #Startup #Founders #Web3 #CryptoStartup

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

2/ What we've built:

Non-custodial execution layer
Recurring buys, baskets, price triggers
Gasless UX
ERC-7710 scoped permissions
Proprietary timing algorithms

50 users. 48 auto-executions. 70-75% margins.
#NonCustodial #SmartWallets #Ethereum #DCA

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

If you’d like to test HODL Burger and share feedback:

Reply here or send a DM for access.

🔗 https://t.co/NgiAJlP2UN

#DeFi #Ethereum #Startups #SelfCustody #CryptoBuilders #Web3

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

We listened.
We improved.
We shipped.
Now we’re opening a limited invite-only testnet round.
50 spots available.

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

Users wanted diversification without complexity.

Managing multiple tokens manually is frustrating.

So we built Crypto Baskets — a simpler way to get diversified crypto exposure.

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

The transaction experience felt confusing.

Users want to know exactly what’s happening with their assets.

We redesigned the flow so every step is transparent and easier to understand.

[HODL Burger 🍔 @HODLBurger]

Onboarding was too complicated.

So we rebuilt it from scratch.

Fewer steps.
Clearer flow.
Smoother start for new users.