cowabunghole

that fish that Tom Cruise fucked

[I'm 6’7 @taylorprobably]

I always felt fondly towards him during the Malcolm in the Middle opening

[cowabunghole @HoeBeans]

@Stoofzz NOOOOO

[cowabunghole @HoeBeans]

Maybe not doing so well right now but holding it together like I am haha

[EvilPerson666 @bartsimsonreal]

cant stop thinking about this

[juno @junoavalon]

i’m in the crib smokin on the carnage symbiote

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

I was working at a Firehouse Subs at the time and we had this episode playing on the tv in the corner of the ceiling. My manager went “no” in disbelief.

[cowabunghole @HoeBeans]

@operationmantis Part of the reason I need to stop vaping

[bela @belatweets2u]

he kinda slid

[S @pookiefike]

I FOUND A PICTURE OF IT LMAO COULD YOU IMAGINE

[eleanor @dimestorepaglia]

me: sly puss you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

the sly puss:

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

“please try not to get too drunk in front of the entire family tomorrow”

me after 3 drinks-

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

It is objectively funny that this show got more entertaining the moment they kicked Roiland. Kind of want to give it a second chance.

[Caroline Bird @CarolineBirdUK]

‘The earth shakes, and
I fall out of bed’

- by Mosab Abu Toha, the poet and essayist kidnapped today. We should all be reading his words. From his collection, ‘Things You May Find Hidden in My Ear’

[cowabunghole @HoeBeans]

@fagg0ttron Pig obsessed w lint filter